December 25, 2009

ELIZABETH ROSE

On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

…a constant topic of conversation.

Merry Christmas everyone!

“Did I tell you about the funny thing Finn said?”

“Have I mentioned this great guy I’m seeing – Finn?”

“Yes – there is someone in Canada, it’s early days so I don’t want to jinx it – but his name’s Finn and he’s…”

These and a plethora of others have been recent opening gambits of my conversation. What an ideal Christmas present I must be to any dinner party or social gathering. Instead of a witty and charming guest full of flirtations and tales of the Great White North – I am a Finn-bore.

This is ridiculous!

Readers, what did you get for Christmas? I apparently got a lobotomy performed by an Irish man’s (delectable) hairy cock.

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