January 16, 2010

ELIZABETH ROSE

“Man is a make-believe animal – he is never so truly himself as when he is acting a part.” – William Hazlitt

I must say readers, I am thoroughly enjoying fringe month! I do have some serious grovelling to do for Skye to forgive my group questions, and Sam is now afraid to turn his back to me in case I try to peg him – but it has been rather a giggle so far and we are only half way through!

Today I am discussing role play. Are you a sexy librarian? A naughty nurse? A comely wench whose bosoms heave with desire whenever a pirate draws near? Or are you the type of woman who likes to put on a cocktail dress and wait in a hotel bar for your long term squeeze to pick you up as if you were a stranger all over again?

Personally, I love a bit of role play. In my case I like to dress up as a naughty school girl and behave very badly. This may have something to do with the fact that I am still able to fit into my school netball skirt. Putting that on is enough to get my pulse racing, even without the threat of a spanking!

But what does your role playing say about you?

Do you enjoy escaping from your monogamous life by faux-stranger sex? Then perhaps you should try swinging – if you like your partner being a ‘stranger’ imagine how much fun an encounter with a real stranger would be!

Is your fella enticed by a French maid’s outfit and a bit of French tickling with a feather duster? If so, then perhaps it’s time to hire a cleaner as his subconscious is telling him he needs a maid because the house is a pigsty.

Nurses… he’s a hypochondriac – or a failed doctor. Either way, time to test his reaction to a prostate exam!

Are you after a man in uniform? Personally, I think the choice of uniform is very telling…

• White sailors outfit a la Officer & a Gentleman – you have a crap taste in movies.
• Fireman – you are an arsonist, keep away from matches.
• Policeman – looking at his truncheon with lust in your eyes? Maybe buy a new MAX toy!
• Soldiers are my personal preference. I’m channeling my inner Bonnie Tyler and holding out for a hero. Also, green is my favourite colour!

So how about it – any officers out there who aren’t gentlemen who are willing to give this naughty girl a good spanking?

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