January 27, 2010

ELIZABETH ROSE

“An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered.” – G. K. Chesterton

Our journey through the outskirts of the sexual fringe is almost over. So I wanted to talk about the wonderful world of fringe in action…

I’ve mentioned a few things along the way that I’d be keen to try, when I reviewed this it appears to be a list of filth I want to do to men’s bottoms. Before now I’d never noticed I had a desire to fiddle down there during active participation. But over the course of this month I have acknowledged my curiosity to spank a gent, offered an anal exchange policy (you peg my ass, I’ll peg yours) and I used my research trip to Sh! to buy Finn a vibrating butt plug.

Now Finn wasn’t exactly the most enthused chap when he saw his present – turns out when I told him I’d bought him a toy from a sex shop he hadn’t imagined it would be going up his ass. However…

During our most recent romp Finn and I came to a compromise. Having convinced him of the wonders of vibrations (that vibrating cock ring trick has been a big hit) he finally accepted it was time to plug his butt. Being a canny Irishman, he negotiated an exchange of favours, but he certainly didn’t regret his side of the deal.

Ladies – if Finn’s reaction is anything to go by, get yourself down to your local purveyor of filth and plug up your man! I had to insist that he leave the little thing with me, because he seemed determined to never take it out.

I’ll let you know how we get on carrying out my side of the deal…

On another note – there has been a new offering in the world of electronic sex aids. It proves to me that there are a lot of lonely inventors out there. Perhaps if we offered all the really smart people in the world a weekly session of oral sex, then they could focus all that ingenuity on the energy crisis. Instead – we have Roxxxy, a sex toy with conversation.

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