January 29, 2010
As I mentioned in Group Action Makes Me Hot, I’ve never participated in sex of any kind with more than one partner. However, I jumped at the chance to write about threesomes for Fringe month, because I have a great story to share from my university days.
While I was away at university I met my girl Bianca, who I’m close with to this day. She and I became fast friends after being partnered up in the lab portion of our first year biology class. Now Bianca was the polar opposite of me – a tiny, blond thing, with the quietest of voices. Despite her unassuming demeanour, Bianca was a wild child. One of her main goals while we were away at school was to experience any and everything she could on that campus – and experience she did.
You see people, Bianca’s greatest fantasy was to have a MFM threesome (you knew there was a reason we were such good friends). By the time I met her she had every detail of the threesome of her dreams firmly etched in her mind. She often told me,
‘Skye you need to grow some balls and get in on some threesome action. I can’t wait to hit the the sheets with two hot guys and be the sole focus of their attention. How could it not be fuckin’ amazing?’
People, Bianca was a woman on a mission. The freedom of being away from her parents had unleashed the freak in her, and come hell or high water before the school year was done, she was going to live out her fantasy. Lucky for her, Mitchell, her boyfriend at the time, was open to the idea.
‘I’m down as long as the dude doesn’t touch me,’ he’d say every time she brought the idea up.
Anyway, being as cute as she was it didn’t take long for Bianca to find a man willing to join in on the fun. One night when we were out at one of the many student watering holes in town, sans Mitchell, she took the opportunity to flirt mercilessly with one of the bouncers. Once she had established that he was into her, a very drunk Bianca dropped the bomb on him.
‘Look, my boyfriend and I are looking for a third to hook up with. You interested?’
I thought the dude’s eyes were going to fall out of his head.
‘Oh yeah,’ he said, pulling a pen and a flyer for the bar out of his pocket ‘My name’s Scott. Let me give you my number.’
Once Bianca had Scott’s number in her hot little hand we were out of there, and within five days the highly anticipated threesome was planned. I still remember how excited Bianca was in the days leading up to the big event. If only she had known what was to come…
At four am the morning of her ‘big night’ I got a call from a hysterical Bianca.
‘Skye, Mitchell and I are through!’ she shouted into the phone, as soon as she heard my groggy voice.
‘What? Where are you?’ I asked, panicked by the sound of her weeping. ‘Do you need me to come get you?’
‘No, I’m okay. Well not really,’ she said between sobs. ‘Everything went wrong tonight. Why the fuck did I ever ask him to have a threesome?’
‘Bianca, what happened?’
‘Fuck, Skye you’re not going to believe it. I barely believe it myself.’
She started crying even harder and I sat in silence waiting for her to regain her composure.
‘Everything started out so well. We were all there in Mitchell’s bedroom and they were both focused on me,’ she said between sniffles. ‘It was everything I expected it to be, and more even.’
‘Okay,’ I said, not sure I wanted to hear more.
‘Well, after the first round we chilled out for a bit, and then started at it again.
‘Mitchell and I were next to each other and we started kissing, and after a few minutes Scott joined in, but this time he lay behind Mitchell. I was a little surprised, mostly because Mitchell didn’t even flinch when Scott put his hands on him. Anyway, at first I was cool, it was kind of hot watching Scott’s hands running over Mitchell’s body. So I just kept kissing Mitchell.’
Dear God don’t let her tell me what I think she’s going to tell me. ‘Go on.’
‘Well, I don’t know what Scott was doing, but all of a sudden Mitchell stopped kissing me, and he reached back to pull Scott closer to him,’ she said, her voice wavering. ‘After that it was like I wasn’t even there. The two of them were so into each other, they didn’t even notice when I left the room.’
Say it ain’t so! I could barely breathe. ‘Mitchell didn’t notice you were gone?’
‘If he did, he didn’t care. He came out to the living room to look for me over an hour later. We got into a shouting match, which ended when I walked out on him.’
Shit.Think of something to say. ‘But, Bianca, you don’t even know what happened in the room when you were gone,’ I offered weakly.
‘Skye, my boyfriend fucked another dude. That wasn’t part of our arrangement, so he and I are over,’ Bianca sobbed. ‘And to think I’m the one who wanted the threesome.’
Folks, that’s the end of my story and I’ve only got two things to say.
- Like I said before, not every fantasy needs to be fulfilled, because there are times when reality is a real bitch.
- Be really, really (uhmm… did I already say really?) careful about what you wish for.