Intolerable Defects

Posted by: Skye Blue    Tags:  ,     Posted date:  February 22, 2010  |  5 Comments


February 22, 2010


SKYE BLUE

People, can you tell me why all the good, warm and fuzzy emotions you feel from the moment you realize you like someone seem to fade away so quickly? Why is it we can’t hang on to those good feelings for the duration of our relationships? How is it that try as we might to avoid them the ‘blahs’ always seem to find their way into an otherwise perfectly good romantic connection? As we all know, those blahs are some powerful shit. They can transform your partner’s cutest quirks into intolerable defects in just a few short months.

So there P and I were sitting huddled next to each other at one of the back tables at the Catch 23 Comedy Improv night that happens every Friday, at the Comedy Bar here in Toronto. Our very own Enthusiastic Amateur, Leesa Gaspari was on stage with one of her partners in crime, working the audience with her acerbic wit, when P caught a serious case of the giggles – which wouldn’t have been a problem (after all we were at a comedy club and a little laughter is expected) if not for the fact that P laughed like a school girl – a"school girl giggle"very small school girl.

Now when P and I first met, just over six months prior to that fateful night at Catch 23, I had noticed that despite the fact that he was a 5’11” brick shit house of a man, he had a laugh that could only describe as a high-pitched and screechy giggle (I kid you not folks).  Despite this I gave him my number (a moment that I found myself wishing I could do over more than a few times as our relationship fell apart). Ever the optimist, during the early days of our romance I convinced myself that it was an endearing and cute trait, for an otherwise near perfect (i.e. smart, hot, sweet and funny) man to have.

Well, on our night out at the comedy bar, P’s laugh was getting on my last nerve – as in pushing me to the brink, people. And trust me, it didn’t help matters when I saw the looks of shock and then pity register on the faces of the people sitting in front of us, when they turned (away from the action on the stage I might add) to see who the loud elfin laughter was emanating from. Each time he laughed I was tempted to cover my ears and make a run for it – the sound of it was that grating. But instead like the dutiful girlfriend I was I sat there, with my gaze fixed on the stage and wishing I was anywhere else in the world but there with P, the Girly Giggler.

I’m sure you won’t be surprised when I tell you that P and I broke up soon after that night.  After being rankled by his grating laughter things just weren’t the same for me. We kept in contact for a while after our break up, but we eventually lost track of each other.  That said, to this day every time I hear a little girl giggle, I think of P.


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vlb

Although I can’t imagine how uncomfortable it would be to sit beside a grown ass man giggling like little girl for a whole evening (shuddering at the thought), I think that maybe you should’ve given P more of a chance. After all as they say…

You don’t through out a Cadillac because it has a dent in it.

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Sam Sharpe

@ vlb

Depends on how big a dent…Does it affect steering and handling?

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vlb

@ Sam – any ‘dent’ that affects steering and handling isn’t merely a dent.

dents only affect aesthetics and other things that don’t really factor in when it comes to the nuts and bolts of a relationship – like how a person laughs.

but then again maybe i’m strange?

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Skye Blue

@ vlb – for the record it was REAL uncomfortable…but I’ll admit that there was a part of me (a very small part) that wished I’d been able to past his giggle in the months following our split.

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myaliasfotography

my 2 cents – if it irks you THAT much – even if it is something seemingly innocuous to other people – better to let it go. I had a semi-similar situation happen – in this case he was the PERFECT guy. we chilled together. had that hanging comfortably not doing anything thing together/both love arts and music thing – but my attraction for him wasn’t there. i TRIED [did i ever], but just couldn’t force it, and had to let him go.

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