April 5, 2010

ELIZABETH ROSE

I have foregone with my usual quotation for this post. This is because this is a serious topic, it is close to my heart and shouldn’t be taken lightly.

You see at the core of today’s topic is that of sexual equality. This is the true test of feminism – equality in nudity.

You see, my sisters in smut, I believe we have been betrayed by our own quest for dominance and by our own desires to finally have the upper hand in the bedroom.

No longer are we expected to lie back and think of England it’s true. Now we have more avenues to our enjoyment and orgasmic satisfaction. But at what cost?

Now, to be sexually appropriate I should be plucked and waxed to a degree resembling a prepubescent child. I should don something lace and exciting which costs more than most’s average monthly salary and then I am expected to perform daring acrobatic feats while not breaking a sweat, all accompanied by a pleasant moaning soundtrack.

This is not what the suffragettes marched for. This isn’t why bras were burnt. So how on earth did our quest for sexual liberation bring us to the path of almost slavery to popular lusts? Is it for our own satisfaction? I doubt it. could it be some terrible conspiracy enacted by the male dominated media? Unlikely.

I think we all just lost our way.

So I suggest this – give up shaving your legs for a month or two. See if it makes a blind bit of difference to your sex life. It won’t. And that is truly liberating!

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