April 11, 2010

SKYE BLUE

This one is for all my big breasted sisters out there holdin’ it down. I’m talking about the ladies proudly supporting E, F, G and even H+ cup sized tatas on their lovely frames.  My post today is dedicated to of all the women who are hella tired of having men tell them about how they’re going to bless their twin towers with all kinds of extra good lovin’, only to have those same men focus solely on the peak of said towers – i.e. the nipples.

And there you have it folks, one of Skye Blue’s biggest sexual pet peeves – nipple focused dudes – men who only seem to see the nipples on my VLBs (very large breasts).

Now I’m not going to get all specific and throw up my cup size, but let’s just say they are some days when I catch myself in the mirror and the size of my breasts even astounds me – they’re really that ridiculous. Needless to say, over the years my VLBs have been the source of a lot of the attention I get from men. My girls have garnered me standing ovations when I’ve entered bars (I’m so not kidding), cat calls from construction workers on rooftops and even ‘accidental’ brushings from male sales reps in retail stores (again, not kidding).

When I was younger all this attention used to really unnerve me, but as I’ve grown older I’ve come to appreciate and really love my VLBs, as well as the men who admire them.  That said, whenever I choose to become intimate with someone new without fail I have to have the following discussion.

Skye: Dude, you realize there’s a whole lot of breast beyond my nipples right?

Man: Not bothering to stop sucking on the nipple mumbles, Uh huh.

Skye:  Then why is it you never pay attention to any other part of my breasts?

Man: Raises his head and finally releases the vacuum seal his lips had formed over my nipple. But don’t you like it? Isn’t it the most sensitive part?

Skye: Drum roll please…No. The most sensitive part is here. Showing him the underside of my breast.

Man: Really? Looking confused as he lifts my breast and licks. Never would’ve thought that it would be sensitive under there.

Skye: VLBs dancing with glee as he hits the magic spot. Yeah, well it is.

This discussion usually only gets me three to four sessions of some real good VLB lovin’, even though I’m careful to shower the man in question with praise for his efforts. But by about the fifth session after my how to love VLBs lecture, most dudes get all caught up with my nipples again (what is it with you men and suckling?).  I’ve experienced this problem so often that I’ve given the condition a name.

Chronic-Nipple-Focus-Suckitis – CNFS.

Some men I’ve been with have such serious cases of CNFS that there have actually been times when I feared that my nipples were going to be sucked right off my breast (no word of a lie). So, now when I suspect that a man is suffering from CNFS and can’t easily be retrained to pay attention to other parts of my breasts, I just tell him that I don’t like my them being sucked or touched at all. What can I say, a girl’s got to keep her bits safe, right?

Now, as much as nipple-focused men irk me, I do see the logic in their actions. A woman’s nipples are easy targets and as most people like to the fruits of their labour, the whole standing at attention when played with thing works well. But brothers, my dear brothers, take it from me, not every girl (VLBs or not) wants you sucking and pulling on her nipples the whole time you’re playing with her breasts. Don’t believe me? Ask your girl or the next woman you hit the sheets with.

Like they say too much of a good thing, is a usually a bad thing. Fellas, a little nipple play is great, but if suckling and yanking on the teat is all you got in your breast lovin’ repertoire you definitely need to up your game and learn how to handle the whole breast – especially if your woman’s got VLBs.

Here’s to more happy whole breast lovin’,

S

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