April 27, 2010

ELIZABETH ROSE

“No controversy can be more controversial than that regarding the existence of the G-spot, an anatomical and physiological entity for women and many scientists, yet a gynaecological UFO for others.” – Jannini EA, Whipple B, Kingsberg SA, Buisson O, Foldès P, and Vardi Y. Who’s afraid of the G-spot?. Journal of Sexual Medicine 2010;7:25–34.

Dear G-Spot,

How are you? Or rather where are you? I thought I had bonded with all aspects of my cunt and yet you continue to elude me. I thought perhaps Finn had found you once, but I don’t believe this anymore. What will it take for you to engage with me? Do you need me to buy you presents? Should I try dirty talking to you? What will it take to turn you on?

I know other girls get off with their G-spot. What will it take for us to get on?

Please come soon.

Yours truly,

Elizabeth Rose

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It’s true – even after all the countless hours of foreplay, masturbation, oral or penetrative sex, I have never experienced a G-spot orgasm. Hell, I’ve never experienced a G-spot tremor, quiver or shake. Was Ernst Gräfenberg indulging in the worst practical joke on sluts everywhere 60 plus years ago? Is this myth or a magic button of ecstatic joy?

Not even science has found an answer yet. The study I quoted at the beginning of this piece concludes that “Although a huge amount of data (not always of good quality) have been accumulated in the last 60 years, we still need more research on one of the most challenging aspects of female sexuality.” Six leading specialists reviewed data stretching back over half a century and they concluded we need more research. So it’s hardly surprising many of us still need more research. (I am as always accepting applications for study partners.)

Is it time to give up the hunt? Is the G-Spot the “going nowhere fast” spot?

To be honest, if you are going to let it bother you that it may or may not exist, then you need a better vibrator / lover / porn collection. So long as you are getting off and enjoying it – does it matter which part of your anatomy is causing this? I once orgasmed very noisily after a long anticipated cock brushed along my inner thigh towards penetration – I’m pretty certain that wasn’t my G-spot, but damn it felt good right then. So perhaps I should instead be writing a letter to my central nervous system to thank it for making me so sluttily, hornily, over sensitively awesome.

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