May 10, 2010

ELIZABETH ROSE

“I’ve been really tryin’, baby

Tryin’ to hold back this feelin’ for so long

And if you feel like I feel, baby

Then come on, oh, come on

Whoo, let’s get it on

Ah, babe, let’s get it on

Let’s love, baby

Let’s get it on, sugar

Let’s get it on”

Marvin Gaye, Let’s Get It On

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In preparing for a lover there are many things “a lady” will attend to. Personal hygiene should be top of the list – FYI. A lesser priority is the choice of music. Music sets the mood for the evening, it can impact the pace and style of your performance as well as the actual sex acts indulged in.

So don’t just drop your iPod into the speakers with your running playlist on. Take the time and prep a few different playlists according to your sexual mood or partners.

I have a number of sex-lists on my digital music device. It varies from the lazy morning sex themes, to the spank-frenzy of a long awaiting reunion with my oftentimes lover the Adonis with the perfect penis. (Yes – I am just being smug now…)

A benefit to a good soundtrack can be in spicing up the event itself. You ever thought about a lap dance? Why not try it to a tune you know and feel comfortable with? I have some recommendations:

1. Dirty. NIN – Closer: the chorus says it all, “I want to fuck you like an animal, I want to feel you from the inside”. Perfect for hot, rough, dirty sex when you are feeling like a throw down.
2. Funny. Five – Cold Sweat: A ridiculous British boyband provided me with the perfect comedy sex-track. Allows you to ham it up to no end for a spot of comedy sex with lots of laughter and throwing of clothes; good choice for a cheer up lap dance after a tough week for your man.
3. Sexy. Desperado – Los Lobos: Get the version from the movie soundtrack and get your sultry on to the dulcet tones of Antonio Banderes.
4. Cute. Divinyls – I touch myself: If Austin Powers can manage a sexy dance to this one, everyone can. Think kitsch and cutesy underwear when you want to be treated like a lady.

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Obviously, choose music to suit your mood / personal tastes, but do be aware of the ramifications of your actions. For example, if you choose a favourite song the memory just may be soured by a negative fallout with the man involved (i.e. The song makes you think about fucking him and then he is a total douche bag). If this happens you may find covering your ears and  running from the room whenever the track is played, for months if not years to come. (Rose family tip is to “get back on the horse” – find a new penis to take on ownership of the soundtrack as soon as possible!)

Another implication is more frightening; music as a romantic trap. This may not sound like the terrifying situation it is, but fear it.

A good reason to plan your sex playlists is to avoid the potential for a “slow dance” in the bedroom. Few women are equipped to deal with the soul searching stare of a man as he moves slowly inside you and tenderly kisses your lips and neck without falling ever such a little bit in love with him. (You all know it’s true – even I have been got in the past.)

So for your own sake and to avoid ruining some good casual sex, check the playlist and learn from my tragic “This Year’s Love” affair.

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