That is fricking awesome! It’s like a lifetime of hallmark cards all rolled up into one misspelled glory… *deep fulfilled sigh*
How were those all night orgasms?

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ceaselessly bad rhyme
found on plenty of fish over time
an idiot’s advances
he lowered his chances
“small package”?
i’ve stopped on a dime.

but seriously skye, i don’t think i’ve ever received more than 8 words on POF, so you are very clearly a muse.

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I, too, am dumbstruck. But once I find my words again, I will try to write a response poem to this, employing the same structure, rhyme scheme and voice. It would be a good “intellectual” exercise for me.

And on that note, I’m going to go complete my Cupidtino profile now.

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@ ER – do you really think a man who pens such utter dross is capable of giving any woman all night orgasms?

@LuckyGirl – I was just thinking about you the other day, haven’t seen you on twitter in a minute. Anyway, yes I’ve been told I have some truly muse-like qualities by many of my POF suitors. Too bad it’s never from the men I’m actually interested in. le sigh.

@man-shopper – when you’ve finished your response please come back and post it here. no matter how little effort you put into writing it, it couldn’t be worse than Wayne’s piece. after all as JFB so eloquently said,

“Not everyone is in your leeege…”

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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha…..
That’s another reason while I’ll never do dating sites!
You totally brightened my day!!

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My entire ocular cavities were burned out reading this. I’m not happy.

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OMG!!!!
Can I get his number? Want to drive by the haters. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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@Dee Dee – it’s heartwarming to know that the madness that is my dating life puts a smile on your face. make sure you come back next week – there’s plenty more funny to come.

@maxfab – my apologies re your ocular cavities, but how good i not share his awe inspiring poetry with the world? it would’ve have been unfair of me to keep work of such high artistic all to myself.

@Lez Leigh – wow. you so hot and bothered by this poem you ready to switch teams girl? i think even Wayne, the great artiste himself, would be impressed by that.

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I feel the obligation, as a man, to defend our friend Wayne. Women so often complain that men aren’t willing to express their feelings and when one does so, artfully, with poetry, he is written about on this blog, held up to ridicule as if he were a clown, someone’s court jester. Aren’t you all missing the point? The man was trying, oh so desperately, to let a woman into his inner world, into his thoughts. And you ladies cackle at his effort….

…..who am I kidding? I laugh the more I read it. It actually gets better/worse the way repeated viewings of ‘Trading Places’ increases my appreciation for Eddie Murphy and Dan Aykroyd….

….but still, doesn’t Wayne get some points for trying?

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Oh my! I JUST FB’d my frustration of POF and the lackadaisical grammar! I’ve been back on it for 2 days and I’m about ready to just succumb to the call of getting an entire ranch of wiener dogs (I’m not a cat lady *shrug*) and being that old spinster if THESE are my options!

Actual quotes!! (Keep in mind “Intelligent” is listed as my primary desire in a mate!):

-”I love dogs and going to the dog park. I’m usually makeing everyone laugh around me and haveing fun. I like to play pool think you could beat me?” wow, that’s pretty BASIC spelling, no?

-”EVERY PERSON WAS BORN WITH 2 ARMS, 2 LEGS, 2 HANDS, 2 FEET AND ONLY 1 HEART SO YOU SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE LOOKING FOR A MATCHING HEART….Think you could be my other heart?” HUH!?!

-”whats ur name baby girl.” am I the only woman remaining that would prefer that STRANGERS not call her by pet names? Particularly diminutive pet names? I do not know you, I am not your baby…oh, I’m sorry, I mean “ur” baby girl *smh*

*le sigh* oh and please TURN OFF YOUR CAPS LOCK!

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@ Sam Sharpe – SMH. you and i both know exactly why he gets no points for trying. if anything he should get some cool points taken away.

@Starita34 – at least now you know you’re not the only one who has to deal with men who can’t spell or form proper sentences online. and i’m so with you on the inappropriate terms of endearment/pet names. my personal fave (please note the sarcasm) is princess.

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I think I just lowered my IQ level after reading that LOL!

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@ Jamaal – cuz! long time no speak. re the IQ thing – you and me both love, you and me both.

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Ah, POF, classic. You reminded me of the idiotic things I used to get on there. No poems, but definitely a good laugh.

http://ziazitella.wordpress.com/2009/11/25/really-thats-the-impression-you-want-to-make/

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