October 13, 2010

ELIZABETH ROSE and SKYE BLUE

Truth is, while Sam warns us about our male friends becoming harbour sharks, people of both sexes are prone to blurring the lines of friendship in their quest for a fresh bed mate. Some women can be just as predatory as men (hence why Elizabeth Rose is banned from under 21s rugby matches throughout the Commonwealth. The spoilsports.) – even with their female friends. And how can you tell when one of your girlfriends is hoping to make you her next conquest?  Well, you just might notice some of the following tell-tale signs…

–

1. “Don’t you think Brad & Angelina look great in this picture?” – She’ll suddenly start asking your opinion on whether you find stars attractive, and there’ll always be a female celebrity in there somewhere.
2. “Oh my God. You look so good today. Is that a new outfit?” – Sure, your girlfriends compliment you all the time. But when the compliments are laid on thick and followed up with lingering caresses (often explained away with a flippant “I just wanted to know what fabric your skirt/blouse/pants was made of”) and flirtatious glances, something other than recognizing you for the fashion forward woman that you are may be afoot.
3. “He just didn’t understand you. No man will ever really get you. That’s why you have girlfriends, like me!” – If your girls start pointing out that no man will never understand you the way they do, one (or all of them) just might be angling to get into your knickers.
4. “You should take a break from guys. Just do you for a while.” – It’s sound advice, but be on the look out for any behaviour that suggests she’s planning to do you while you’re dick-less in the city.
5. “You look really tense. How about a massage?” - Yes a massage would be lovely, but perhaps not from a friend whose nipples get hard at thought of touching you. Just saying.
6. “How about girls’ night in?” – Who doesn’t love a girls’ night? Of course, any snuggling while duvet sharing on the sofa may become a little more involved than you bargained for if your girlfriend is into you.

.

Ladies, beware. If you’ve decided to stay single and celibate for a while and you’re going around saying things like “I’m giving up on men” or the usual post break up claptrap, you may well be throwing out mixed signals to your lady loving girl friends.  After all, would you say to your best hetero red-headed male friend, “I’m done with blondes, only ginger pubes for me from now on” and still be surprised if he hit on you?

Share This

---

• 
• 
• 
• 
• 
• 
• 
• 
• 
• 
•