March 31, 2011
It’s April Fool’s Day and I was considering the amusement value of including some truly made-up scientific facts, but real science is better than anything I could ever make up.
You see dear readers, people will go to unusual lengths in the name of sex, especially when they’ve got a bit of science to support them. With that in mind I thought it would be a good idea to close out MetAnotherFrog.com’s month long look at “First Times” by covering off virgin restoration surgery in this article.
That’s right – surgery can have you certified pure. The official name of the procedure is hymenoplasty. In an operation commonly performed under local anaesthetic the torn edges of the hymen are joined back together, in less than an hour.
What’s more, a new non-surgical option is now available through some Chinese manufacturing inventiveness. A replacement hymen can be purchased and inserted into the vagina. It even includes fake blood to stain those wedding night sheets.
For cultural reasons, particularly in parts of the world where people believe a woman must be virginal on her wedding night. In some places, even today, a bride’s virginity is a matter of life or death.
It could be personal. Some women want to put their past behind them, for whatever reason.
And maybe it’s about being kinky. Just wanting to have a “first time” do over with her current lover.
Both hymenoplasty and the less invasive non-surgical option are now available in most western countries. When going the surgical route, just choose a good clinic where a registered plastic surgeons is available.
So there you have it! A strangely popular surgery in this day and age, and all under a local anaesthetic: which I’ll be honest is the most astounding of this whole fandango. The fact that a lady, of whatever age, so desperately wants others to believe her virginity is still intact that she would be willing to remain conscious while a surgeon sutures up in there amazes me. I shudder at the thought. But I shudder at the thought of pap smear tests too, so possibly this is just my issue!