June 18, 2012
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Last week after Elizabeth Rose admitted she doesn’t give a shit about have a clue as to want men want, our main man in residence Sam gave us two interesting takes on the issue, here and here. Now, what have I got to say about all this? Well, I think my perspective on this topic falls somewhere between Ms. Rose’s indifference and the F’in Man’s innate(?) insightfulness. Basically, I can readily admit that while I don’t have any idea as to what men really want, I – like many of you I would assume – am trying my darndest to figure it out.
So dear readers, with all that in mind, I decided to compile a list of posts penned by Sam and some of the penis owning guest writers that I hope will provide a little more clarity about men (well, at least some of them) and what they truly desire. Here we go…
Sexy panties on their sex kitten in the bedroom: In Hello Granny Panties, Goodbye Morning Wood, while acknowledging that he too neglected aspects of their relationship, Sam details how his gf’s decision to shelve her sexy skivvies and regularly don granny panties led to a significant slowdown in their sex life, over the course of their relationship. To hear him tell her ‘ginormous’ lady briefs were “a huge bummer” and a buzz kill.
Authentic action in the bedroom: Ladies, as much as anyone your man may enjoy an ego stroke, in my limited experience most men want to know that their woman really digs the game he’s bringing in the bedroom. So, like my man Ethan suggested in Stop the Show Already, enough with the performance art while you fuck and just go for yours – for real. With abandon even.
18 year old hard ons…FOREVER: In More Than Pillow Talk, Vol. 7, among other things, Sam and I discuss the days of his youth, when the stiffies he generally took for granted, happened just a wee bit faster and were…uhhm…er…often a whole lot more stiff. But I’m sure most of our male readers who have lived their way out of the 18-34 demographic can relate who is, right gentlemen?
Consistent and enduring NSA shag partners: According to Tripp, the man behind The Buck Fuddy (and more than a few men I know) as much as he’d like them to, his FWB connections never last very long. Of course, anyone – male or female – knows such relationships (as mutually beneficial as they may be) are often rife with complications that: 1) at least one party in the situation is not at all interested in dealing with and 2) kyboshes the horizontal fun. Pity, isn’t it?
A woman who will fulfill their fantasies: Men, much like their female counterparts, have fantasies. They yearn for many things, including a lover who: when asked will gladly sit on their face, engage in a playful wrestling match on occasion, shower them with compliments where appropriate, fuck ‘em and feed ‘em nuff ‘n’ often, and perhaps most importantly handle the truth – and nothing but the truth.
Nice girls who embrace their slutty side by having sex on the first date: As Sam and JFB explain there are actually men in the world who luv them some sluts and don’t waste their time judging you for having sex on the first date. Why? Well, frankly they have better things to do. Like reveling in the pleasure of fucking a nice girl who lets her inner slut hang out whenever she pleases.