June 27, 2012
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We know that you weren’t expecting to see the second edition of this column so soon (if you missed the first one you can read it here), but we just couldn’t wait to have more of our peeps over share about their horizontal lives, right here on our site. Besides, the answers we’re getting from our interview subjects are all kinds of hilarious, insightful and thought provoking. So, dear readers, over the next little while you likely be hit with more than a few quickies (lucky you), courtesy of the Met Another Frog team and some of our pervy friends.
Speaking of which, in this installment of The Quickie the every lovely and indomitable Amber P., of the extra FAB podcast Black Sexy Geeky & Mental, offers up her answers to our wildly inappropriate and just plain nosey probing questions. Take it away Amber…
What’s the one thing in your “goody drawer” that you absolutely can’t live without?
My jelly like water based lube.
Voyeur or Exhibitionist?
Voyeur with exhibitionist tendencies.
What’s the first thing on your sexual bucketlist?
How do you think the dating and mating scene would change if men had a limited number of ejaculations, say 10 000 over a lifetime, and women had an unlimited supply of healthy, viable eggs well into their 60s?
It wouldn’t change at all if it we were still living in a patriarchal society.
You’re on your death bed and the grim reaper takes pity on you, offering you a choice between spending 24 hours having the BEST sex of your life OR 365 more totally sexless (not even a dry hump!) and masturbation free days to live here on planet earth. Which would you choose?
I’d be fucking till the break of dawn…line ‘em up.
What’s the weirdest thing that has ever happened to you on a date?
Once when I was set up on a blind date by my friends the dude drove drunk to the date, offered me pot from his sock and half of a 7/11 sandwich.
What is your least favourite sexual position and why?
Being on top…it’s more work.
In three words or less describe your current sex life.
Burning through batteries.