July 18, 2012
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Readers! It’s time for your weekly quickie. This week we’re featuring one of my local homeboys, TPK (aka The Preacher’s Kid) take on our pervy and arguably inappropriate questions.
What is the first thing you would do if you woke up one morning and found you were the opposite sex? And what would worry you most about dating/being intimate with the opposite sex once you made the switch?
Scream. I mean, reaching down to feel my dude and finding a vagina there instead would be scary as shit.
Having to handle the fallout of saying NO to men I’m not interested in. I’ve heard some guys don’t handle that well.
Voyeur or Exhibitionist?
Very enthusiastic voyeur.
What’s the first thing on your sexual bucketlist?
Joining the Mile High Club.
When it comes to monogamy, on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “I’m wide open” and 10 being “I’m not just closed, my shit is on lock” where do you fall?
9. I don’t share well.
How do you think the dating and mating scene would change if men had a limited number of ejaculations, say 10 000 over a lifetime, and women had an unlimited supply of healthy, viable eggs well into their 60s?
Doubt it would change much as a lot of guys aren’t necessarily concerned with fathering a child.
Is the intersection of sex and technology (i.e. internet dating, social media, smartphones) more of a help or hindrance to the dating scene?
I think it might be more of a hindrance, as you have to spend a whole lot of time weeding out the fakes and crazy people when you date online.
What is your least favourite sexual position and why?
From behind, but only because it makes me cum so damn quickly.
In three words or less describe your current sex life.
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