August 16, 2012

MS. BLUE

Hi all. It’s that time again and today I’m hitting you all with a blast from my not so stellar dating past.

Enjoy!

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Welcome. My name is Mistress Skye. I am an arrogant, cruel, intelligent, sexy, kinky, witty, mind-blowingly addictive and strict Ebony Domme. My Domination skills are unparalleled, and I NEVER EVER let my subjects forget their place. To reign supreme over the minds, souls and even the wallets of the men who beg to serve me is what I live for.

I am black woman, a Goddess who was born to Dominate. It is my birthright to practice Female Domination and Supremacy. My male servants are subject to my every whim and I use them solely for MY gratification and amusement. Should you be granted the privilege of being one of my many subjects, you too will live to pamper me and cater to my every need.

The content above is not on my dating profile, but you’d think it was based on some of the attention I’ve been getting online these past few months. You see, messages from male subs keep popping up in my inbox. I wrote about one such fellow a few months back in My Submissive Cyberstalker. Since then I’ve encountered a few others like him. It seems that by virtue of the fact that I am of a darker hue I’m taken to be a DOM-inant woman by some men. Enter the latest wannabe sub whose D/s dreams I feature in, a man I’ll call G.

Now G isn’t nearly as cute (he’s tall with hazel eyes, bald and gangly, and his olive skin seams to sag off his gaunt frame – oh I know you’re all jealous now!), aggressive or crazy (as far as I can tell) as Mr. I-Worship-Black-Women, but he’s just as persistent, albeit in a much more subtle and mature way. (FYI: To be honest, I’m not sure if it’s really persistence that keeps G coming back. Each message he sends appears to be written as if he’s contacting me for the first time, with no reference to previous messages. So maybe he thinks I’m a new candidate each time?) You see, G is a 50 year old man, who seems to have his life together. All he needs is the ‘perfection’ that is a ‘dominant’ black woman to enter his life, so he can happily serve her for the rest of his days on this earth – as evidenced by his lastest message…

You seem Wonderful!!!

Decent enough start. Show me a woman who doesn’t like a little flattery.

I think every man has a type of woman which is his ideal woman and you are definitely mine.

Question folks: How can he be so sure when he’s never met me and only seen a head shot? SMH

I know you are a very beautiful woman but to me you are perfection.

No pressure here.

I don’t think there is anything more desirable than a beautiful black woman

Oh, now I get it. I’m beautiful and black! Lucky me, I’m his phenotypic ideal.

But then I read your ad and amazingly you seem just as beautiful on the inside as the outside.

Readers, what can I say but don’t hate me ‘cause I’m beautiful…inside and out.

I definitely prefer black women…

Yes I know, you already mentioned that. We’re the most desirable women on the planet. I get it.

and not merely because I find you women so much more beautiful than other women but just as importantly because of your beautiful strong confident personalities.

Hmm… all black women have ‘beautiful strong confident personalities’. Don’t you just love sweeping generalizations? I know I do.

Okay kids, have you all guessed what the word of the day is?…That’s right, say it with me…BEAUTIFUL. And can you tell me which type of women are the most beautiful inside and out…Yes that’s right. Shout it loud – BLACK WOMEN…Wait a minute…why aren’t you all taking notes?

I really respect that. I feel other women seem to have such bland personalities in comparison. To me you ladies are Queens and should be treated as such.

This guy clearly hasn’t met the likes of SSDated, Man-Shopper, Shans, Jami or Elizabeth Rose. But he sure knows how to make a girl feel special, with the whole build her and ‘her kind’ up thing he has going on – über sexy. I’m kicking myself HARD now for not responding to his last nine messages.

I am very confident in public and at work but in relationships it feels natural for me to be submissive to my partner’s needs and demands and I do prefer a dominant woman.

Did you all catch his pitch? No? I told you he was subtle. Please, allow me translate this one for you for you. What he’s really saying is,

“I AM A SUBMISSIVE WHO LIKES TO SERVE.”

Regarding the dominant woman bit, that’d be me and every other black woman, because we’re naturally dominant; the perfect match for his ‘natural’ submissive tendencies. But you knew that already didn’t you?

I put my woman on a pedestal and welcome one who demands I put her needs first

Again, absolutely no pressure to be a near perfect, pedestal-worthy, ball-grindin’ (in six inch stilettos no doubt) b*tch. But I’m a ‘beautiful black woman, with a’ beautiful strong confident personality’. So being demanding should be easy for me right?

I love to pamper and cater to a woman and am very attentive. I definitely know how to treat a strong willed black woman.

Why do I get the feeling that his version of attentive would be clingy and obsessive? Could it be the steady run of creepy messages?

I am not desperate just hopeful and if you think I am someone who could be special to you I hope you will get back to me.

G, only desperate people say they’re not desperate, and besides, this is 10th time you’ve contacted me, right? But who’s counting?

As far as you being special to me – again we’ve never met, much less engaged in an email exchange. May I suggest, you cool your jets boss?

And G, I’m NEVER EVER going to get back to you. In fact, I’m going to go ahead and block you right now.

Hopefully, G

P.S. I am one of those people who can’t take a good photo, I’m really not that dorky looking but I bet all dorky looking people say that.

Look a funny. He saved the best part of his message for last – awesome!

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Although I’m not in the market for a male servant and I hope to God I’ll stop receiving messages from sub men someday soon (I’m more than fed up with being DOM-inant by default), I do recognize that a whole lot of people love black FemDoms. So as a public service to all the men and women who may be in the market for their very own Dominant Ebony Goddess, I’ve compiled a list of professionals (see below) who I’m sure are all ready and willing to serve you – for a fee, of course.

And G, if you’re out there just in case my silence (and this post) hasn’t made it completely clear I’m not interested in being the pedestal sitting mistress of your submissive dreams, I just want to say for the record that…

I’m so NOT the one.

Skye’s PSA: A List of Truly Dom-inant Black Woman:

Mistress Treasure

Goddess Sonya

Ebony Goddess Amber

Mistress Dionne

Spoiled Black Princess

Mistress Tatyana

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