August 22, 2012
Folks! It’s time for your weekly quickie, and this week it’s none other than Ms. DazeDiva sharing her dirty not-so-secrets with all of you.
If someone decided to make a film based solely on your sex and dating life, what track would you choose for your theme song?
It’s really funny that you ask me this because my most recent summer flings have all dedicated Drake’s You The Best to me. But I reckon David Guetta’sCrank It Up is what I’d pick.
What is the first thing you would do if you woke up one morning and found you were the opposite sex? And what would worry you most about dating/being intimate about the gender you are now once you made the switch?
Go and pee. I’ve always wondered what it was like to have the convenience of just standing up while taking a leak.
The fear would have to be looking down and thinking ‘Is that it?!?!’
Voyeur or Exhibitionist?
Exhibitionist. I’m happy to put up a show for my man (and anyone who can catch a glimpse of my balcony).
Who holds the number one spot on your freebie five list?
Ian Sommerhalder and Paul Wesley of The Vampire Diaries. They make me wanna turn!
In three words or less describe your current sex life.
Roller Coaster Ride
What’s the sexiest pick up line you’ve ever heard? How did you respond?
Wait…This still happens? It’s been a really looooong time since I heard a sexy pick up line *sniff, sniff, sigh*
You’re on your death bed and the grim reaper takes pity on you, offering you a choice between spending 24 hours having the BEST sex of your life OR 365 more totally sexless (not even a dry hump!) and masturbation free days to live here on planet earth. Which would you choose?
Erm, the best sex of my life of course! If I have to go – it might as well be an orgasmic experience. Who wants to spend a year without even the pleasure of being able to masturbate?
What is your least favourite sexual position and why?
I don’t think I have a least favourite position to be honest. Maybe the (WARNING: NSFW. Click at your own risk) ‘wheel barrow’?? It’s kinda awkward.