People, can you believe the summer is over? With Labour Day having come and gone, and whether you’re getting ready to haul your ass back to school or start putting in more regular hours of work at the office, it’s back to the grind for most of us. Still there is something about this time of year that I love. In many ways due to all the brainwashing programming I received during my long stint as a student, this time of year seems more like a new beginning to me than New Years does. It’s as if everything in my life automatically resets, changes (ideally for the better) – if only in my mind – every September.
And speaking of change, we’re planning to shake things up a little here a MetAnotherFrog.com. But before I dish the details on that, a story (or perhaps more correctly an appeal?)…
As I recently confessed, I am now (once again, FML) without a regular play partner (and for the record I’m not loving it). Though I don’t believe in White Knights, me and my girl are starting to channel our inner Charlotte York.
Of course, feeling like that – i.e. frustrated (sexually and otherwise), fed up (as with most things, dating is fun, until it’s not) and (more often than I’d like to admit) lonely – ain’t cool, so something’s got to give, STAT. That’s why I’ve decided I need to change me, and though I haven’t quite figured out all of the ‘how’, I do know that as Sam and a host of my other friends keep reminding me, if I want to find a positively pleasing penis, attached to a penis owner with the same qualities…
“Put myself out there MORE!!!”
“Stop hiding in the bushes and take some RISKS.”
“Do something different, step out of your COMFORT ZONE!”
Consequently, this fall and beyond I’m planning to give dating the old college try, really put my back and heart into it – for REAL. And just to show you that I’m serious I’m going to go ahead tell you all what it is exactly I’m looking for in a shiny, brand, spanking new long-term (now there’s a concept) bedmate. The penis owner I’m longing to finally meet must be…
A smart, funny, sexy (if only to me), young at heart (and perhaps in looks because as the virtually pre-pubescent Hilary Duff look-a-like of a waitress who served me last night told me after I revealed my age, “OMG. I thought you were a mature student, 25 at best.”), and emotionally available (‘cause despite much evidence to the contrary I know men who are emotionally available exist) gentleman of a certain age (what can I say, I like an older man).
So, if any of you out there know of such a dude rolling single in Toronto (especially if they look like Jon or Isaiah…yum!), send him my way…please and thanks. As for the rest of you, could you just wish this ol’ girl a little luck?
Now, getting back to the changes coming right here on this site. Those of you who’ve been hanging out with us all summer know that we have been kickin’ it free-style with respect to the subject matter we’ve been tackling around here over the last few months. And since we’ve been enjoying it free-style is how we’re going to roll from now on.
From this day forward you can expect to be hit with whatever it is that tickles our fancy on any given day, as well as a few new columns/regular features we’ve got in the works. So, please consider this your introduction to the new and (hopefully) improved MetAnotherFrog.com.
The fun starts tomorrow. See you on the other side…