You Complete Me, Kinda

This week I’m wearing “Kim-Pletely In Love’. It’s a Nicole by O.P.I nail polish, from the Kardashian Kolor collection. I’m not completely in love with this nail polish, but I do like it. It will probably grow on me, and I will end up liking it a lot more by the end of the week. […]

A Nubby Delight!

The Good: •Beautiful and classy look •Double ended •Slightly curved body •Texture The Bad: •Nothing Overall Rating:  The Nubby G is a beautiful and classy looking glass dildo,and if used carefully, you could use this as a double ended dildo. It’s perfect for vaginal use, and while you can use it anally, I would still […]

A Classy Cleaner

The Good: • Great for quick clean-ups • Clean Smell • Discreet & classy bottle The Bad: • Can take a lot of sprays to clean a toy • May not be work for those with really sensitive skin Overall Rating: This antibacterial cleaning spray by LELO will keep your sex toys clean, safe, and […]

A Burst of Fresh Air!

The Good: •Great value •Wonderful smell •Leaves toys squeaky clean •Safe to use on all materials. The Bad: •Long ingredient list Overall Rating: Climax Bursts Toy Cleaner holds the number one spot on my list of favorite toy cleaners. It’s personally my favorite toy cleaner EVER! Over the past two years, I have yet to find […]

About Me

Just a simple Florida girl in her twenties who lives by the beach. I’m a sex toy collector who is addicted to iced tea, anything cake flavored, chick flicks, and multiple T.V shows. I love the Chicago Bears, traveling, singing in my car, painting my nails, and using the word fuck. I’m also a wanna-be vegan who […]

A Splash of Green Glitter

I decided to stick with black this week, I just added a little pop of green glitter on my ring fingers to change it up a bit. The brand of this polish is called ‘Spoiled’, and the names of the colors are, ‘Visually Slimming’ & ‘Show Me the Money’. I don’t usually buy the cheaper […]