Review: G-vibe

The Good:

  • Unique Design
  • Male & Female friendly
  • Soft, silky-smooth silicone

The Bad:

  • All intended uses may not work for everyone
  • Vibrations are barely average & buzzy

Overall Rating:

Noise Level:  3/5        Intensity Level:  3/5



The G-Vibe is a distinctive, rechargeable, high-quality vibrator friendly to both males and females. It is a dual vibrator of stimuli and can be used in various respects. If you’re watching this toy and wondering how do I use this thing to the hell? Don’t be afraid. The G-Vibe comes with comprehensive pictures showing you all the various methods you can use the toy.

One way of using the G-vibe is to combine the two prongs and insert them simultaneously into the vagina. This way, using the G-vibe provides you a very complete impression (at least for me), but the first time you use it, it can feel a bit awkward. I had to get used to the distinctive sensation of pushing at the same moment against both my G-spot and my G-spot’s reverse side. I wonder why they marked it in the diagram as a P-spot, too? Hmm.

Another way you can use the G-vibe is to vaginally insert one prong and anally insert the other. I’m not playing anal, but it feels like it’s going to work well. The handle is very comfortable to understand, but the two prongs that touch each other are the one thing I’d be cautious about. They aren’t extremely flimsy, but when you mess around with it, it’s not all that difficult to push them together.

Probably my favourite way of using the G-vibe was to insert one prong into the vagina and use the other prong to rub over the clitoris. Although some things can still be enhanced. It was really hard to put pressure on the clitoris, and I really wanted to massage my G-spot with the prong that was inside me. That’s when I want the material to be firmer and the vibrations to be much stronger.

It’s perfect to use the G-vibe to stimulate both sides of the clitoris when you’re fucking your favorite dildo or being fucked by your significant other. I don’t worry all that much about patterns, but I liked using them this way when using the G-vibe. When using it this way, you can also apply a little more pressure to the clitoris.

It was totally out of the question for me to use the G-vibe in this precise situation. It will likely differ for everyone, but my nipples are not close to each other, and the prongs are certainly not long enough to achieve both of my nipples.

It demonstrates you the various ways a person can appreciate the G-vibe in these next few images. I can’t tell you precisely how it would feel, of course, but I can tell you how it works and offer you advice on how to use it as well.

It demonstrates in this image both G-vibe prongs stimulating the two sides of the shaft from below. You might even run it along the shaft’s top. You can slide the G-vibe up and down along the penis shaft if you add some lubrication. If you use it with a partner, you can placed the G-vibe in the precise place shown in the picture while sucking / clicking / teasing the penis head.

This is basically the same precise position as in picture 4, except in this picture it indicates that a partner is using it.

This picture demonstrates the G-vibe stimulating the balls from below on both sides. This feels like having some stimulation on the balls while jerking off or having a blow job would be a ideal position.




A USB charging cord charges the G-vibe. Use a laptop or a USB charger adapter to charge it. The charging port is at the base of the toy and you need to raise the plug-like piece of silicone to plug in the charger. When charging the toy, the buttons on the toy light up (and during use). When charging, they flash and remain solid once charging is completed. Make sure that you safely plug that piece back into the charging port when you’re finished charging the toy. That’s not going to ruin it with water.

The G-vibe’s initial charge time is 8 hours. With all my experience with rechargeable toys, when I follow the original charging times, I discovered that I get the greatest outcomes in life. You are supposed to have a single charge for 4 hours of playtime, but it can vary depending on the level of vibrations you use. I used the greatest environment of my G-vibe and I got out of it about 3 hours of playtime. It takes about 45 minutes to an hour for all charges after your initial charge, I didn’t precisely time it.


On the FunToys page, I was able to discover data about the material. It says on their website that the G-vibe is made of hypoallergenic and ecologically secure, high-quality, premium medical silicone.

My G-vibe material experience was nothing but enjoyable. When I opened the box, the first thing I did was run my fingers along the toy’s silky-smooth body. The silicone is extremely soft, and my fingers glide through it without effort. I even rubbed it against my face because it feels smooth. Honestly, there is hardly any drag to it at all. The second thing I did was run my nose along the toy to see if there was any unpleasant smell, and it wasn’t there. I haven’t done a flame test or anything, but there’s nothing to make me believe the G-vibe isn’t 100% silicone.


The complete length of the G-vibe is 9 inches long, including the handle. The length of insertion is just over 6 inches and the G-vibe’s circumference is just over 4 inches. The length of the prongs is 3 1/2 inches long, from tip to split. The space between the two prongs is between 3 1/2 and 4 inches from tip to tip. It can divided between 6 and 6 1/2 inches if you put pressure on the prongs and split them yourself. This will inform you if you can boost both nipples with the G-vibe at the same moment.


There are two engines in the G-vibe, one at each prong’s tip. I thought the vibrations were strong when I held the vibrator in my hand, but that wasn’t the case when I went to the bedroom to actually use it. The vibrations on the ground are scarcely average, buzzy, and mostly felt. I’m someone who likes to apply pressure, and because the vibrations aren’t so deep, when I tried to apply pressure, it didn’t work well for me. All it really did was let me crave for something a little more powerful.

The G-vibe has 6 distinct patterns of vibration, and I included a image directly from their website showing you how the 6 distinct vibrations function. The picture is very true to the patterns of vibration.

When you first switch it on, the noise level is very quiet, but you can hear a very noticeable buzzing noise once you get to the greatest environment. Once inserted or muffled by other components of the body, the noise level drops a bit.


G-vibe controls are simple to use and are widely used on many other toys. There are 3 buttons at the base of the toy that regulate the intensity and bring you through the various patterns. The”+” button powers the toy and improves the vibration intensity, the-” “button reduces the vibrations and pushes off the toy, and the button in the center with the squiggly line on it scrolls through the various vibration patterns.

Keeping It Clean:

The G-vibe is waterproof and not waterproof at 100 percent. I don’t even want to take that opportunity to use it in the water, but when cleaning without any worries, you should be able to get it wet. Make sure that the plug over the charging port is safely closed and create sure that when cleaning that portion of the toy you are cautious and conscious. The G-vibe can be readily cleaned with a mild soap in hot water or with your toy cleaner selection. Do not cook it or place it in the dishwasher.

Keeping it safe / Packaging:

The G-vibe comes with a storage pouch, so finding something inside to store your G-vibe isn’t a problem. The storage pouch is a slim, white cloth to keep it closed with a red drawstring at the top. It is not covered or anything, but it is ideal for the inside storage of the G-vibe.  I was pleased to have included a pouch for storage. The G-vibe is very beautifully packaged as far as packaging is concerned. It’s a sturdy box and the G-vibe has a ideal place to sit down, so it would work perfectly for storage.

My Experience:

While I haven’t loved this toy, I’ve had a lot of fun reviewing it and experimenting with all the distinct ways you can use it. There have been some methods that have worked for me, and others that have not. It was a little awkward for me the first couple of occasions when I attempted to clamp the prongs together and insert them both at the same moment. It felt just…. awkward. Upon lastly getting used to the sensation, I noticed more full sensation than I expected. It worked best for me to insert the one prong inside of me and let the other prong rest on my clitoris. It was still missing, but it’s just how I liked to make the best use of it. I haven’t used this toy with a partner, but it seems like when you use it with a partner it would be most pleasant. Sure, it can take something like a blow job and kick it up a knot.

I would like to thank FunToys personally for the opportunity to review the G-vibe. If you are interested in buying the G-vibe, you can do so by visiting and contacting their website directly.

In return for an unbiased evaluation, this item was given free of charge. This evaluation follows the rules of the FTC.

Review: Charlie Tango (One of the Safest in its Class)

The Good:

A good novelty for fans of 50 Shades of Grey
•Comes with a storage pouch

The Bad:

•Weak vibrations
•Paint(?) rubs off/chips
•Collects fingerprints

Intensity Level:  3/5           Noise Level:  2/5

If you’re interested in this toy, I’m assuming you’re a fan of the 50 Gray Shades series. If you enjoyed the book, you’ll probably appreciate this vibrator’s novelty. If you hated the book completely, you’re probably going to pretend you haven’t even seen this vibrator, and you’re going on around your day. Probably it’s better to look at another vibrator. Toy collectors are most probable to discover this toy in their collection very boring and not worthy of being. I’m going to be completely frank and I’m going to say I totally purchased this toy because I loved the book and I liked the name Charlie Tango. Lame, I understand that. With that being said, I pledge not to let this vibrator’s review affect my love for the book. Just because I loved the book, that doesn’t imply that I will enjoy the sex toys Charlie Tango.

The true Charlie Tango:

You know everything about Charlie Tango when you read 50 Shades of Grey. Charlie Tango is an EC 135 Eurocopter for those of you who haven’t read the book. One of its class’s safest.

Charlie Tango is your traditional vibrator, your standard. It’s good for using it alone or with a partner, and it’s best used for penetrative stimulation, though, I would use it only vaginally and recommend that you don’t use it anally because of its absence of a flared base. This is just your average vibrator, which is likely most attractive to the book’s supporters.


Charlie Tango is made entirely of silver, brilliant plastic. Plastic is soft, firm, not bending or giving out. It is non-porous, hypoallergenic, free of phthalates, and a secure material for the whole body. This plastic material is totally odorless and attracts no lint or hair. This vibrator gathers fingerprints instead of gathering hair or lint. Overall, for everyone, it is a secure material.

The Charlie Tango is totally smooth and to the touch cool. Charlie Tango’s name is written along this vibrator’s shaft. Even though this text isn’t raised, when you run your finger over it, you can still feel it’s there. Honestly, I’m not sure what the name is all about. It might be painted on, and if that’s the case, I wouldn’t doubt if after a while it began chiping off. It states “50 Shades of Grey” on the toy foundation, and as you can see, rubbing off is already beginning.

Charlie Tango is a conventional, classic vibrator, as I stated earlier. It’s precisely what a vibrator might look like.  Probably the size of this vibrator is most attractive to those who just experiment with sex toys or seek something easy. The complete length is 7 inches long, 6 of which are insertable. The widest point for Charlie Tango is 3 1/4 inches in circumference. For those who like a lot of girth, this vibrator is likely not the best choice. This vibrator’s head is gently tapered to make the insertion very convenient. Because of its popular and well-known shape, I don’t see it as discreet, but it’s something you could readily travel with.

Functions & Controls:

2 AA batteries are taken from Charlie Tango. It’s like any other traditional vibrator to insert that batteries. Remove the base, insert the batteries (first positive end), and then tightly screw back on the foundation to guarantee watertightness. Just twist the end of the base in a clockwise direction to raise the amount of vibrations to get Charlie Tango going. It’s a really simple to use toy and it’s simple to figure it out. There are no patterns to scroll through and there are no to mess with buttons.


The vibration quality is quite decent given that it is a vibrator operated by the battery. It really relies on what kind of vibrations you like if you like the Charlie Tango or not. Throughout the toy, the vibrations can be mildly felt but they are nearer to the vibrator’s tip. Charlie Tango provides a pleasant rumbly vibration, but not all that powerful, at least not powerful enough to my liking. The Charlie Tango is scarcely an intensity of 3 out of 5. With not much energy, not much noise emerges. When used at the greatest environment, it’s fairly quiet and I doubt anyone could hear it through a closed door.

Cleaning & Maintenance:

This classic vibrator is 100% waterproof and can be used in the shower, bath, swimming pool or whirlpool. Because it is waterproof, it makes cleaning a very easy toy. I use my favourite cleaner toy, but with a gentle soap and hot water you could also wash it. I always wip it with toy wipes because I hate the fingerprints, they really make it look dirty. You can use Charlie Tango with lubricants based on water or silicone. I like using a warm lubricant because at first the vibrator material can sometimes get a little cold.


Charlie Tangocomes well packaged in a cardboard box that is recyclable and indiscreet. On the back of the box there is a brief description of the toy, but it also includes a small insert that tells you how to insert the batteries and use your toy. There’s really no need to maintain your packaging as Charlie Tango comes with its own 50 Gray Satin Storage Pocket Shades.

Echo Handle by Tantus Review

The Good:
• 100% pure silicone
• Ergonomic handle
• Long length
• Flexibility
• Easy to clean and take care of

The Bad:
• I honestly can’t find any cons.

The Echo Handle is a high quality sex toy that is non-vibrating.  It is the perfect toy for targeting the G-Spot, thrusting, and also a useful option for those with longer lengths looking for something. It’s good for those who like to take control, because with this dildo you can definitely do that. If you asked me, I’d say that this dildo is ideal for customers of all levels of knowledge. Beginners shouldn’t let this dildo’s lengthy duration intimidate them. If you are cautious, you can even use this toy anally. The flare at the base is not very defined, but this can be used securely anally due to the lengthy duration and handle. Just be careful and cautious.

Material / Text:

The Echo Handle is 100% silicone-pure. I enjoy all about silicone Tantus. Tantus toys are secure, non-toxic, hypoallergenic and phthlate-free. They are also odorless, and many ways can be washed. This silicone fabric will not cause irritation or infection, so it will benefit those with delicate skin. It’s very long lasting, the best thing about this stuff. If you take care of your dildo correctly, it can last your whole life.  This dildo’s shaft is covered with a ribbed / wavy texture. The texture of the ribbed is very exciting! It’s very subtle, not abrasive at all.

  •  Total length: 11 1/2 inches
  • Inserted length: 7 1/2 inches
  • Handle length: 4 inches
  • Circumference: 4 1/2 inches (at the widest stage)
Shape / Size / Design:

Echo handle is long and versatile, with ergonomic handle. Due to the lengthy duration, you can easily control / manipulate all of this toy’s movements. The flexibility makes targeting your G-Spot very simple, and the rounded head also works fantastically to massage and hit the G-Spot. At the bottom of the shaft, right above the handle, this dildo is most versatile. The shaft is not as flexible as it is. The lengthy duration and flexibility enables you to use this dildo comfortably while in many distinct roles. I could just hit the correct places, all alone.

The ergonomic handle is great fucking and my favourite characteristic of this toy is by far. The handle is ribbed for hand positioning, making grasping and holding very simple and comfortable. Unless I use a lot of lube, the handle doesn’t slide out of my hand. That’s when things get slippery. I’m trying to prevent getting the best I can on the handle too much lubricant.


The Echo Handle comes in a clear case you can see straight through, and it’s the least discreet. There’s a lot of data on the secure quality of Tantus toys on the packaging. It’s not the perfect location to store your new toy, but if you want to do that, you can maintain it for storage. If you don’t want the packaging to be kept, you can recycle it instead.

Keeping it Clean:

The excellent thing about this material is that as I stated earlier, you can clean it many ways. This material can be bleached, cooked or tossed into the dishwasher, which is good if you intend to share or use this toy vaginally as well as anally. I suggest a dishwasher because fitting this dildo into a pot can be hard. If you don’t share or use this toy anally, you can simply wash it with soap and water or clean it with your selection of toy.

I want to thank Tantus for the opportunity to review the Echo Handle. By clicking on the banner I supplied below, you can buy this item on the Tantus website.

In return for an unbiased evaluation, this item was given free of charge. This evaluation follows the rules of the FTC.

The Adventurous Couple’s Guide to Sex Toys – Review & Giveaway

The Adventurous Couple’s Guide to Sex Toys
By Violet Blue
Foreword by Charlie Glickman PhD
$14.95, Trade Paper
168 pages, 5½” x 8″
ISBN: 978-1-57344-972-4

The Good:
• Informative for beginners
• Good for couples
• Easy to read
• Lots of helpful tips

The Bad:
• Boring read for the more experienced sex toy user.

The Adventurous Couple’s Sex Toys Guide will go beyond all the basics, and even a little bit more. It’s simple to read, witty and informative. This is a book that will assist couples interact on the subject of sex toys, and hopefully it will assist to stimulate couple discussion.

For me, it’s a book I’d skip in and just read the chapters I’m interested in or will most help me. If you and your partner have never before used a sex toy, or if you’re attempting to persuade a partner to use sex toys, it would be a ideal book for you to read from cover to cover. It will inform you all you need to understand about using sex toys, finding the correct toy for you, using secure equipment, and other significant data I wish I knew when I first began exploring using sex toys myself.

Chapter One–Basic Models, and Your Toys Care and Feeding The first chapter is very fundamental. It begins to inform you shortly how far sex toys have gone over the last twenty years and how much safer choices are available from these days. Then it begins to cover a lot of the basics; you have to choose from the distinct toys, what they do, how to operate them, and how to maintain them clean. You will also learn significant stuff such as the use of secure materials and phthalate avoidance.

Chapter Two–First Time Toys and Gifts This is a good chapter for someone searching with their partner for the best manner to start using sex toys. It goes beyond the distinct types of toys you can choose from, and it goes beyond a lot of basics about what they are going to do for you and your partner.  It also provides you tips on how to start providing as a donation sex toys and advice on selecting the correct one.

Chapter Three–Come Together This is just another nice chapter of introduction for couples just starting out. Again, it’s about bringing sex toys in the heat of the moment, except this time. This section can assist create stuff the first time not as awkward.

Chapter Four–Kinky Toys for Two Chapter 4 does a excellent job of introducing / explaining toys on the kinky side of the game. It gives you some useful tips on what you can’t purchase and where to purchase quality toys. This section will only be exciting and helpful to those who are unfamiliar with BDSM but want to explore for the very first time using kinky toys in the bedroom.

Chapter Five–Strap-Ons and Bend Over Boyfriend This chapter is for you if you’ve ever tried to switch roles / Pegging. It will go over the various strap-ons and dildos variants and discover one that suits and feels correct. It also involves a lot of advice with your fresh dick on fun things you can do. I discovered that reading this chapter was a lot of fun.

Chapter Six–Teledildonic Toys: Online Sex for Two Teledildonics is also known as cyberdildonics, which are computer-controllable digital sex toys to achieve orgasm. You will learn about USB sex toys in this section, and how the internet is a whole fresh sex world. It’ll inform you about webcams as well and offer you some sexy tips on webcams. This is a nice chapter for you to read if you’re someone fresh and interested in the webcam globe.

Chapter Seven–I have always been interested in sex machines, so I was really interested in reading this chapter. If you don’t know what a sex machine is, this section will explain precisely what it is. It will also inform you how to appreciate a sex machine, as well as the best locations to buy one. Sex machines are really costly, so before you ever purchase one, do your studies.

Chapter Eight–Exotic Sex Toy The more exotic sex toys you can find on the market like glass, metal, stone, etc. You’ll also read about making some cool animal-shaped / exotic dildos.

Chapter Nine–Sex Furniture This chapter brought me to a lot of sex furnishings that I have never before heard of or seen. It also goes into some BDSM accessories briefly, such as furniture such as products such as bondage beds. This section contains a lot of fun things and they certainly worth reading, in my view.

Chapter Ten–Smart Shop and Recommend Resources You will find useful resources / guides for things like online shopping, safe sex, and other recommendations for reading. This is certainly a chapter that I see in the future looking back on.

This was a very simple reading overall. For someone fresh to the globe of sex toys, it’s certainly a book. I enjoyed all the tips you get from this book. You will discover that there is a tiny section in many of the sections that provides you tips that are worth reading. That’s probably one of my favorite things about this book, I don’t think I’m all experienced, so it’s been a good reading for me. I also have many friends to suggest this book.

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In exchange for an unbiased review, this book was provided free of charge and sponsored by Cleis Press. This evaluation follows the rules of the FTC.

Book Description:

The Sex Toys Guide of the Adventurous Couple By Violet Blue Feeling adventurous? Violet Blue, the bestselling writer and leading sex education pundit, describes in this witty and well-informed guide how to choose and use sex toys to play and explore together — and have mind-blowing sex. The Adventurous Couple’s Guide to Sex Toys also features fresh material from renowned Dr. Charlie Glickman that helps couples redefine their time alone. For sex toy novices and experienced lovers alike, Violet provides advice on creative use and thoughts to introduce sex toys to a relationship.

Violet’s Bio:

Violet Blue (, @violetblue) is the best-selling author of many books on sex education, including Cunnilingus’s Ultimate Guide and Fellatio’s Ultimate Guide. She also writes for journals like Oprah Magazine, Newsweek, Cosmopolitan, Esquire, Glamour, Maxim, Marie Claire, Men’s Health, Penthouse, Redbook, and more about erotics, pornography, and sexual enjoyment and health. She’s living in San Francisco.

Shades of Grey Ben-Wa Balls Review

 The Good:
• Discreet
• Easy to clean
•Travel friendly

The Bad:
• Can barely feel them inside me
• Small & not very easy to remove
• For the more experienced user

This was my very first use of Ben-Wa Balls, and I’m going to begin by stating this specific couple is likely not the perfect option for the first moment people using a kegel balls. I’d suggest something that’s bigger, more linked, and that has some sort of cord to retrieve. I get the hang of these Ben-Wa Balls gently.

Kegel balls are of great benefit to females. Ben-Wa Balls ‘ aim is to assist reinforce and tighten the muscles of the kegel. As far as enjoyment goes, during use these still have to offer me any kind of pleasurable feeling.

It was very simple for me to insert the Ben-Wa Balls. My kegel muscles are already quite powerful, so I could use my muscles to maintain them inside me. When I simultaneously put both balls in, I had a difficult time keeping them in location. They were so tiny I could hardly feel them. Mostly when they fell out, I felt them. Since I was having a difficult time using both at the same moment, I decided to try just one ball. For me, this was much easier. I was able to contract and maintain my kegel muscle in location around the one ball. As for now, I continue to use the one ball and hope to be able to use both balls simultaneously eventually. I haven’t had these very long, and to get used to them, I just need some time. To remove these balls, there is no recovery cord, so you have to fish them on your own. The more you use them, you will discover what works best for you.

They have a good quantity of weight for the Shades of Grey Ben-Wa Balls. It comes with nothing to say they weigh heavily, but after doing some internet studies and comparing it to other balls just like them, I’d say they weigh 0.2 lb. I’m trying 3 times a day to use my kegel sticks for 10-15 minutes at a moment. I can feel the exercise my kegel muscles received afterwards.


Grey Ben-Wa Balls ‘ shades are very tiny in size. They have a circumference of 2 1/2 inches, and no greater than a quarter.  For those who are experienced using kegel balls, these tiny balls are certainly. I would suggest that consumers go with a kegel ball for the first time, which is larger and easier to contract with your muscles.


A gold metal is made of these balls. Obviously they are not real gold, but they are most probably plated gold. I still have to notice any kind of fading or chipping, but this may occur. I haven’t had these very long, as I said earlier. If you’re a metal allergic person, these Ben-Wa Balls won’t work for you. I personally had no responses to the metal material. What I enjoy most about the fabric is that it’s cool to the touch, but almost as soon as I insert it maintains my body heat.

Keeping Them Clean:

Cleaning Grey Ben-Wa Balls Shades is a easy process. They are a number of ways to clean them. You can clean metal with soap and water, boil it on the stove, bleach it with a 10% bleach and water solution, or put it through the dishwasher. Using with any type of lubricant is also secure.

Keeping Them Safe / Packaging:

The Shades of Grey Ben-Wa Balls come packaged in a cardboard box and are placed inside a sort of packaging plastic clam-shell. To store them inside, it doesn’t come with a pouch, but I would definitely suggest storing them inside some sort of pouch. You can just keep them in the clam-shell packaging if you don’t have a pocket to store them inside.

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Review of Wham Bam Paddle by Tantus

The Good:
•Great for impact play
•High quality silicone
•Easy to clean

The Bad:
•Too flexible

This is my very first paddle and I’m so happy to be a new owner of this lovely paddle while I can’t manage it at its greatest potential. I look forward to all this paddle to be able to manage in the future. If you’re someone who’s experienced with impact play and you’re looking for something that gives you a nice sting and some red marks, Tantus ‘ Wham Bam Paddle is handing down a purchase that you won’t regret. Not only will this Tantus paddle provide a quality smack, it’s also a paddle that if you care for it correctly will last your lifetime.

Design & Size:

The Wham Bam Paddle is 15 inches long and 2 inches wide. The paddle itself has a thickness of 1/4 of an inch while the handle is 1/2 of an inch.

The paddle is a lengthy, rectangular shape, and the handle has a curve to it, so holding it in your hand is comfortable. This paddle should fit in tiny and bigger hands comfortably.

Material / craftsmanship:

This is a paddle that is very well produced! You’re never going to have to worry about this half-breaking paddle or mid-spank falling apart. It is produced of the distinctive 100% ultra-premium silicone mix of Tantus. It is totally non-porous, hypoallergenic, free of phthalates, and non-toxic. It is free from any unpleasant odors, too.

The paddle of Wham Bam is a very versatile paddle. In the middle of the paddle, it is most versatile, and it can almost fold in half. I think this paddle’s silicone fabric and flimsiness is what gives such a beautiful sting. Because this paddle is so versatile, the ideal hit can be hard to deliver.


Depending on how much force you put behind it, the hits from this paddle can really hurt. This paddle will generate, more than anything else, a stinging feeling that can be very enjoyable! The paddle hits hurt more than any paddle I’ve ever attempted, though I’ve never used a paddle like that. I would definitely suggest this to more severe BDSM customers who want a quality paddle delivering a sting hell! I suggest you try something that isn’t as intense as the Wham Bam Paddle if you’re a beginner.

Keeping it Clean:

It can last you a lifetime if you take good care of your paddle. You’re going to be happy to learn there are many methods to clean this item, and they’re all very easy. It can be bleached, boiled, passed through the dishwasher, or just plain ancient water and soap. I prefer a dishwasher, fitting it inside a dishwasher is much easier than a pot.

I want to thank Tantus for the opportunity to review the paddle of Wam Bam. By clicking on the banner I supplied below, you can buy this item on the Tantus website.

In return for an unbiased evaluation, this item was given free of charge. This evaluation follows the rules of the FTC.

We-Vibe Touch Review

The Good:

  • Strong Vibrations
  • High quality silicone
  • Rechargeable
  • Waterproof
  • Quiet

The Bad:

  • Silicone has a drag
  • Silicone is a lint magnet
  • Magnetic charger is very touchy

Overall Rating:

Intensity Level:   4/5     Noise Level:   1/5

We-Vibe Touch

We-Vibe Touch

I loved every We-Vibe toy I ever owned, so I was ecstatic when I had the opportunity to review the We-Vibe Touch. I hoped that the Touch would be the silicone version of the Salsa and Tango, and it certainly liked my aspirations.

If you want a strong, maneuverable, waterproof, travel-friendly, highly quiet, and high-quality silicone rechargeable clitoral vibrator, the We-Vibe Touch is a vibrator you would like to consider buying. Whether you’re searching for something to use on your own or with a partner, We-Vibe Touch has what it takes to please all types of customers. Please note that the Touch is for internal stimulation purposes only. Do not in any manner insert the Touch.


The Touch charging time is 90 minutes. However long the manufacturer suggests charging your toy, I strongly suggest charging it. You get a nice 120 minutes of playing time with your toy after 90 minutes of charging.

We-Vibe does its magnetic charging. There is a charging base that attaches to the toy’s bottom magnetically. Sometimes I find it difficult to get a good link. The charging can be very touchy, but when the tiny light shines an orange color, you’ll understand it’s charging.

We-Vibe Touch Packaging

We-Vibe Touch Packaging


The Touch is made of a soft, non-porous, hypoallergenic, phthalate-free, medical-grade silicone and 100% secure body. It’s odorless, tasteless, and there was nothing that caused me to think this toy was made of no material other than 100% silicone.

Despite the smoothness of the silicone, there is a very noticeable drag. You might discover that to get a moist and slippery glide going on you need to add a little lubricant. Another inconvenience with the silicone product is that it gathers lint and hair readily, so make sure you rinse it off before using it.

Shape / Size:

A tiny vibrator is the We-Vibe Touch. It is 4 inches long and less than 2 inches wide. The Touch’s shape is somewhat distinctive, not your average clitoral vibrator’s shape. The Touch shape reminds me of a tongue shape. The tip is tapered slightly, and the top is narrower, while the base is rounder. The toy’s body has a slight curve, making it a very pleasant toy in the palm of your hand to maneuver / hold. It’s also the ideal size vibrator to use when playing partner, as it’s less probable to get the way.

Vibrations / Controls:

I really expected powerful Touch vibrations and that’s precisely what I received. Although the vibrations aren’t as powerful as my Salsa or Tango, it’s still a strong, profound, and rumbling quality vibration. The silicone material muffles the vibrations slightly, which is the only reason they don’t feel as powerful as the Salsa or Tango. This toy, which I personally enjoy, is hardly buzzing. Although the vibrations are strong, you can’t feel them in your fingers, so after a long period of time it won’t lead any kind of numbness to your fingers. Also, if you’re someone like me applying a lot of pressure, you’ll be happy to know that when applying pressure, the strength of the vibrations won’t weaken.

There is a button at the bottom of the touch that forces your toy on and off and scrolls through the various types of vibration. To turn it on, press the button once, change the modes you keep pressing the button, and hold down the button for at least 2 seconds when you’re ready to turn it off.

The We-Vibe Touch has eight distinct modes of vibration. The first four vibration modes are constant, low-to-high vibrations. The other four modes are vibrations of patterns. I include a list of vibration patterns on the We-Vibe website.

  1. LOW  3000 rpm VIBE
  2. MEDIUM  3600 rpm VIBE
  3. HIGH  4200 rpm VIBE
  4. ULTRA  4800 rpm VIBE
  5. TEASE
  6. WAVE
  7. PULSE
  8. CHA CHA

Keeping It Clean:

because the touch is 100% waterproof, it implies you can play with the shower, bath, swimming pool, whirlpool, etc. Best of all, it implies it will be a easy method to clean. Simple wash your touch with mild soap and hot water, or choose a cleaner for your toy. Make sure you don’t boil or put your toy in the dishwasher, whatever you do.

Keeping it safe:

The touch comes with a white satin, drawstring pouch to store your toy and charger inside, so you don’t have to maintain the box unless you prefer. Also included is a pamphlet that provides you data about warranty and charging. We-Vibe offers a 1 year warranty if you get a defective product. For data on returning a product, please visit the We-Vibe website.


The Touch comes packaged in a classy-looking box, which is also the exact same box that the Tango and Salsa enter (for those of you who own one). At first it may seem a little confusing, but opening it from the bottom is the best way to open the box.

If you are interested in buying a We-Vibe Touch, please visit the We-Vibe website or click the banner I provided below.

We-Vibe given this item free of charge in return for an impartial evaluation. This evaluation follows the rules of the FTC.

Review of Envy One by Jopen

The Good:
• Rechargeable
• Silicone
• Waterproof
• Decent vibrations

The Bad:
• Gets hot
• Issues with light indicator
• Expensive

Overall Rating:
Intensity Level: 4/5       Noise Level: 2/5

Like most women, I’m a girl who’s obsessed with clit vibes. I feel like you can never get too many, and I’m always looking out there for the best one. Or at least something better than what I think is the best clit atmosphere out there. I was extremely happy to see that they had a tiny version when I first saw the Envy line. It wasn’t as tiny as I expected it to be, and I’d actually prefer something a little bigger. I have never previously owned a Jopen item, so I had high hopes for it. I’m always reading great stuff about their energy and silicone stuff, and I’d expect nothing less than excellent with such a high price tag.


Jopen’s entire Envy line is made of silicone; a material that is odorless, non-porous and hypoallergenic. If, upon arrival, your toy has a faint smell, it’s because of the packaging it comes in. Mine had a very weak smell, but once I washed it, it went away entirely. The silicone fabric is soft, but it’s not soft buttery like some of my other (loved) silicone toys. This silicone has a tiny drag, enough to add a tiny quantity of water-based lubricant. Make sure you only use this toy with a water-based lubricant or a silicone lubricant of high quality that you understand will not respond to the product. I highly recommend that you test your place. There’s also a seam along the toy’s sides, but during use they can’t be felt or noticed, so it’s not much. It has a tendency to collect lint, but I have toys that are much worse, so this one isn’t that bad.


A USB charger comes with the Envy One. You can either charge it on your desktop or you can use a wall plug-in USB charging adapter. Located at the bottom of the toy, the charging port has the same type of plug as a couple of headphones / ear phones, so it’s very simple to figure out.

The Envy One requires a full charge of 2.5 hours. You should get 4.5 hours of play time at low velocity with a full charge, and 2 hours of play time at elevated velocity. I can tell the batter was on the largest environment for the last two hours, but I noticed it was starting to weaken as time passed.

My process of charging didn’t go very smooth. A red light came on when I plugged in the Envy One, but when I looked over at it about 5 minutes later, the toy wasn’t all lit up. I unplugged it, plugged it in, and the light went on again. I looked at it again and the light switched off, but anyway I just let sit on the charger for a few hours. My toy appeared to be fully charged after a few hours passed. I was quite upset about the light problem. It had me wondering if it even charged, and also unsure of when charging was accomplished.

Shape / Size:

The Envy One is a tiny vibrator with a tapered tip that provides pin-pointed vibrations. Although it’s a tiny vibrator, on the bulky side I still believe it’s a bit. I would like it to be a bit slimmer and shorter personally. It resembles the famous We-Vibe Salsa, except that the Envy is longer, broader, and silicone-covered.

The Envy One measures in length 4.5 inches and diameter 1.25 inches. It’s large enough that you could use it as a teaser to tease the vaginal opening, but the size is best for clitoral and external stimulation as well as for some shallow insertion.

Controls / Functions:

The Envy One comes with 7 functions programmed and you change the speeds from low to high in increments. On the toy’s bottom there are two buttons that control everything.  The letter F is on one of the buttons. That button scrolls through the seven distinct patterns of vibration. The other button enables on and off the toy and improves the intensity of the vibration. To switch off the toy, it only requires one press of the blank button, so accidentally turning it off during use is very simple. On the plus hand, it brings you right back to where you left off when you switch it on. Honestly, I had to find out how to do this thing a little bit. At first, it may be a little tricky.


The vibrations on this toy are powerful, but they’re not going through the silicone really well. I’d say the silicone reduces that toy’s real potential. After charging it, the vibrations are the strongest and rumblest. They weaken fairly rapidly, and when applying pressure they also weaken. I’m someone who puts a lot of pressure on me, so that’s certainly a problem for me. Vibrations can be felt throughout the toy, but at the tip they’re strongest. The vibrations started to become mildly numbing fingers after about 20 minutes. Again, I believe the way the silicone distributes the vibrations could have something to do with it. I was really impressed with the amount of noise. When it’s on, you can hear a slight rattle, but I doubt anyone would hear it in a distinct space.

Keeping It Safe / Packaging:

The Envy One comes packed in a really nice box that’s perfect for storing your toy inside, but I was really surprised that it didn’t include a storage pouch. Even though the box is great for storing your toy at home, if you want to travel with it, it’s nice to have a pouch for it. The Envy One is certainly friendly to travel, so if you bring it with you, I would suggest finding a pouch to store it in. The packaging comes with some back data, and inside the box is also included a tiny pamphlet.

Keeping It Clean:

The Envy One is waterproof at 100% and very simple to clean. You can’t boil it or run it through the dishwasher, so with a mild soap or a toy cleaner of your choice you have to wash it in warm water.

My Experience:

I had high hopes for my Envy One as I said before. It wasn’t all I expected to be, unfortunately. The first issue I had was the issue of charging. Although the toy seems to charge completely well, all sorts of jacked-up are the light indicator. My second problem was how warm it began to get as I used it. I was able to feel the heat from the toy warming up my vagina about 15-20 minutes into my playtime. It’s not burning you or anything, but it’s very noticeable and it can begin feeling uneasy. I wouldn’t honestly spend the $100 variety asking for the price for these stuff. My salsa and tango are cheaper than that, and I like them better than that.

If you are interested in Jopen buying the Envy One, you can discover it on the website of LoveHoney.

Review: The Ferris Wheel of Tongues!

The Good:

  • Unique sensation

The Bad:

  • Requires a lot of lube
  • Not waterproof
  • Loud

Intensity Level: 2.5/5             Noise Level: 4/5

I first saw the Sqweel long ago when I began browsing for sex toys online. I never got the initial Sqweel, so I decided to give it a shot when I saw they published a fresh and enhanced version. It’s a non-vibrating sex toy that is supposed to simulate oral sex for those of you who aren’t acquainted with the Sqweel. This oral sex simulator has a wheel with ten silicone tongues that spin a lot like a Ferris wheel instead of vibrations. The Sqweel 2 is certainly distinct from any other sex toy I’ve ever used. Although this toy may be the closest thing to oral sex I’ve had, don’t get it twisted. This isn’t a real language, so it won’t feel like the true thing. If you’re going to use this toy, you’re going to be highly angry when you expect it to feel just like oral sex. I haven’t fallen in love with this toy, and I’d alter many stuff. Whether you still want to try it or not will be entirely up to you. However, I’m happy I’ve tried it. If some things were enhanced to make this toy more enjoyable, I would most probably attempt it again.

Material: The Sqweel 2 body is plastic, but a body-safe silicone is the part of the toy that makes the most contact with your private parts. Silicone is phthalate-free, hypoallergenic, and totally non-porous. Because both silicone and plastic are phthalate-free, it’s almost an odorless toy. The plastic smells like “new,” but with one nice rinse it’s gone.

The tongues of the silicone feel very durable. On the ground, they are soft and pliable. In both directions, you can basically flex them all the way down. I don’t like the firmness of the languages very much. I didn’t believe it was smooth enough tongues. They required to feel much softer and more “skin-like” in my view if they want to feel close to a true tongue anywhere.


The silicone has no texture. To the contact it’s soft, without any drag. I’m surprised that the tongues don’t have any sort of taste-bud impact to make it more realistic.

Although the fabric is very smooth with no drag to it, the silicone tongues are not very smooth so you still have to use a lubricant shit-load. I remain on the secure side and use only lubricants based on water. I don’t want to ruin the silicone at all.

Design, Shape, & Size:

The Sqweel 2 isn’t your average sex toy, it’s fairly evident. It almost sums up a novelty toy’s word, at least in my view. You may have noticed that the toy out there isn’t the most appealing, but it looks very exciting. This toy’s design is likely the reason that a lot of individuals want to try this toy, regardless of your level of knowledge. I can’t say I love the design, but I don’t really see any other way this toy could really have been intended.

It’s a very bulky item, and it’s not the easiest toy to hold in your hand while using it alone. I wouldn’t say it’s all that simple to conceal, and when I’m traveling I’m not sure I’d even consider taking it with me. The plastic cap enables to safeguard the wheel from dust.

Sqweel 2 Measures: 5 inchesx 4 1/2 inches Functions & Controls: At first, the Sqweel 2 may be somewhat difficult and may take some to get used to. First of all, stuff. You will need 3 AAA batteries to spin those tongues. The battery compartment is on the back, it’s very easy to open and close, and the batteries are easy to insert. The next thing you want to do is make sure your Sqweel 2 is locked, so your toy doesn’t come apart while you’re using it. Once these two items have been achieved, your Sqweel 2 is prepared to use.

On the front of the Sqweel 2 there are two buttons that regulate the velocity and direction of the “tongue wheel.” There is a play button with arrows and a button.

The tongue velocity is controlled by the play button. Three speeds are available, each quicker than the previous one. There’s not all a big distinction between the three velocities. I honestly felt like a much slower velocity should have been provided. I believed it was too quick to make it feel more like a smacking feeling.

The arrows on the button controls the direction the wheel is spinning. The Sqweel 2 provides three distinct modes of direction. It spins in the clockwise direction, in the clockwise direction, and then it moves back and forth between the two simulating a leaking movement.

If you ever feel the need to put pressure on the Sqweel, you’re basically out of luck. When I used this, I wanted to apply pressure, but it would almost stop moving entirely. Hold the plus sign button for 3-5 seconds once you’re prepared to switch off the Sqweel and it will shut down. It has no memory whatsoever, so when you switch it off, it won’t remember where it was when you turn it on. Make sure that noise discretion is not a problem whenever you use the Sqweel. The Sqweel is a fairly noisy toy regardless of velocity or direction.

Keeping it clean:

The Sqweel 2 needs a few additional measures not done by your typical sex toys. First of all, it’s not waterproof, so make sure you don’t get any water close the battery compartment when cleaning the toy’s plastic body. I suggest that the plastic base be carefully cleaned with toy wipes. You will first need to press the button on the front of the toy to unlock the symbol to remove the cover to clean the silicone tongues. Then you can readily remove the tongue wheel and wash it with hot water and soap, or clean it with your selection of toy. Make sure to dry it off entirely before storing it after cleaning your toy. When using your Sqweel 2, make sure the batteries are removed to ensure your new toy has a long life.

Packaging: The Sqweel 2 is simply packaged in a packaging of cardboard / clamshell. The toy can be seen through the packaging, and it says’ ORAL SEX TOY’ in large letters on the front of the package. It is not at all discreet and not perfect for storage with that being said. It also comes with a tiny pamphlet of guidance that comes in 8 distinct languages, as well as telling you how to use and clean the toy.

My Experience:

to be all that soft, I’m not sure I would really describe this toy. For me, if I didn’t use enough lube, it was very awkward. You really have to use a lot of lubricant to get that slick feeling or it’ll just feel like your clitoris is smacked. It wasn’t exactly a painful experience, but it might be very painful if you don’t lube it with a slick water-based lubricant. I always apply vibrator pressure, but since it’s not a vibrator, you’ve got to take your time and let the fingers stroke your clit softly. Slowly building yourself up to an orgasm is best. I’m a bit sensitive downstairs, so other users might actually enjoy the smacking feeling I didn’t really like. Using around the anal area is also pleasant. Indeed, I was amazed how much I liked it.

In the future, I intend to attempt some of the distinct wheels in the hope that I will find one I like better than this one.

Nubby Delight!

The Good:
  • Beautiful and classy look
  • Double ended
  • Slightly curved body
  • Texture
The Bad:
  • Nothing

The Nubby G is a lovely and classy glass dildo, and if used closely, it can be used as a double ended dildo. It’s ideal for vaginal use, and while you can use it anally, I’d be cautious as there’s no end with a well-defined, flared base. For males, females, and basically anyone who loves nubby textures, this is a nice toy. It is very exciting to roll the nubby texture over the clitoris and it feels good to penetrate with this dildo! The only thing I’d say is to be cautious as this unforgiving material thrusts. When you’re looking for enjoyment, the last thing you want to do is harm yourself. The Nubby G is a excellent toy, whether you’re using it alone or with a partner, and if you’re having a difficult time achieving orgasm without any vibrations, it’s a nice warm-up toy.


In a nubby texture, the Nubby G Want is coated. I honestly believed that I could feel more about them. They weren’t all the definitions. It gave the vaginal walls more of a sensual feeling. I enjoy the impression it gives while thrusting slowly.


Borosilicate Glass is very firm and has no realistic feeling at all. It’s distinct from any sex toy that’s soft and squishy. It’s a robust material that’s less likely to break, but that doesn’t mean it’s unbreakable, so you still want to carefully manage it. If you break this glass dildo somehow, you’ll be reassured to understand it’s resistant to shattering. It will break into bigger chunks instead of breaking into tiny parts. Glass is one of the most secure products to use. There are not many materials that are capable of competing with glass. It is non-porous, hypoallergenic, and free from phthalates. Also, glass toys are not associated with unpleasant smells.

Temperature Play:

Glass is a material capable of retaining temperature and playing temperature. You can soak your dildo in cold water if you prefer cold temperatures or you can leave it in the freezer for a few minutes. You can run your dildo under hot water if you prefer hotter temperatures. If you’re playing temperature with your glass dildo, make sure you don’t make it too hot or too cold and hurt your personal delicate areas. Also, try not to go so fast between warm and cold back and forth. The glass may not be able to resist extreme changes in temperature so rapidly.

From top to bottom Nubby G measurements:

total length: 7 1/2 inches long.


Tapered tip: 4 inches

Nubby shaft: 3 1/2 inches

Nubby shaft: 4 inches

Knobby base: 4 inches

Nubby G is a very easy and efficient design. The dildo’s head has a tapered tip for insertion. The dildo’s shaft has a subtle curve and it’s coated in a beautiful, very subtle nubby texture as well. It bulges out into a bulbous form just before you get to the toy base. Dildo’s base is a button, and it works well to grab the dildo and control it. The shaft’s length, width, and texture will keep me fully stimulated throughout my masturbation fun period.  I also enjoyed the lovely flower design at the dildo’s base end.

Because the Nubby G Wand has a curved body, most consumers should be able to massage the G-Spot or P-Spot effectively by pulling the toy forward so that the dildo’s head moves against it. And because you can use both ends of this dildo, the base end can offer you the feeling of popping that some individuals really appreciate. Nubby shaft is the best way to penetrate slowly, in and out. Whatever you like, with this dildo you have at least a few choices to choose from. You can try to put it on the dildo if you have a cock ring, but I don’t believe vibrations travel through glass all that well. I can’t feel them ever.

 Keeping it Clean:

I wash my dildo mostly with a mild soap in hot water because it’s very fast and simple. I’m going to the dishwasher every once in a while through all my glass dildos and that operates very well too. You can also use 3 parts water 1 part bleach solution to boil it or dry it. Toy wipes are going to do the trick as well.

Keeping it safe:

A bag is something for storing glass toys that is fairly much nesacceray. If you have a collection of glass toys, a bag will stop them from knocking on each other. I’m using a slim, inexpensive velvet bag. It operates great to store in my toy box, but if you’re planning to take your glass out of town, I suggest using something with a lot more padding.