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Condomdrum  

Posted by: Elizabeth Rose    Tags:  , , ,     Posted date:  December 10, 2012  |  No comment



ELIZABETH ROSE Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion. ― Spike Milligan Where to begin?  Some state condoms were first used by cavemen, illustrated in drawings on cave walls in France. Others point to ancient Egyptians as the inventors of the sheath, and more common is the awareness that the Romans were found of their use during the odd orgy. Condoms...


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Vintage Frog Lore, 15: Halloween Horrors Revisited  

Posted by: Sam Sharpe    Tags:  , , , ,     Posted date:  July 19, 2012  |  No comment



SAM SHARPE **In case you haven’t already heard our first book, Asses to Asses, Bust to Bust, is now available as an e-book or in print. For further details, including the various ways you can get your hands on a copy or two of your very own, click here.**

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Witchcraft or Seduction?  

Posted by: Elizabeth Rose    Tags:  , ,     Posted date:  May 18, 2011  |  One Comment



ELIZABETH ROSE In 1670 an act of parliament was passed in England that stated the following: "Be it resolved that all women, of whatever age, rank, profession, or degree; whether virgin maids or widows; that shall after the passing of this act, impose upon and betray into matrimony any of His Majesty's male subjects, by scents, paints, cosmetics, washes, artificial teeth, false hair, Spanish wool, iron stays, hoops, high-heeled shoes, or bolstered hips, shall incur the penalty...


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Halloween Horrors – Revisited  

Posted by: Elizabeth Rose    Tags:  , , , ,     Posted date:  October 30, 2010  |  11 Comments



ELIZABETH ROSE I apologise. I apologise for all those who escaped reading this story the first time round and are now faced with it's gruesome reality; and I apologise to those who have already read it and thought the nightmares were finally laid to rest after a year. Except I don't... not really. Having finally recovered myself, I find it far too amusing not to make it's publication an annual treat for you all. I've even included the original comments to add

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Crazy Shit Happens After a Full Moon  

Posted by: MetAnotherFrog Admin    Tags:  , , , , ,     Posted date:  September 30, 2010  |  No comment



SKYE BLUE What have I learned after one full year of blogging about dating and sex?  Well, for starters that I really love this blog and my wonderful co-bloggers, Elizabeth Rose and The F'in Man aka Sam Sharpe; that sharing my thoughts and telling stories through writing makes me gloriously happy; and that I could talk about dating and mating all day, every day and never get bored. Really. (more...)


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Size Matters, So Bend Over Boyfriend  

Posted by: Sam Sharpe    Tags:  , , , , , ,     Posted date:  September 27, 2010  |  3 Comments



SAM SHARPE One whole year. One whole year of the process self-stimulation. Of procrastination. Of tomfoolery. Of guerilla dating. I think they call it blogging. Or more specifically sex, dating and relationship blogging. It’s been a trip, literally and figuratively. And over the course of this year I’ve learned several valuable nuggets. I learned that picking a dick is quite an involved process. I learned...


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Killer Crotch Rot  

Posted by: MetAnotherFrog Admin    Tags:  , , , ,     Posted date:  April 12, 2010  |  No comment



A Guest Post by RICKY RIGHT FOOT I have to shake my head when I think about all the sexual encounters I’ve had in my time. I’ve done things that make R. Kelly look like Regis Philbin and I own a sex tape collection that would make Kim Kardashian jealous. I’ve done the dirty in some of the most inappropriate places and participated in acts that would’ve made Rick James real nervous. Some of the sex was fantastic,...


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Drop Your Inhibitions and Your Pants, Ladies  

Posted by: MetAnotherFrog Admin    Tags:  , , , ,     Posted date:  April 6, 2010  |  9 Comments



A Guest Post by KEN Women of the World, if I may have your attention for just one moment. Do I have your attention? Excellent. ::Ahem:: Don't fear the rimjob. Seriously. Don't. (more...)


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A Little Bit of This, a Little Bit of That  

Posted by: Sam Sharpe    Tags:  , ,     Posted date:  March 31, 2010  |  4 Comments



SAM SHARPE I'm going to interrupt this weeks regular programming and share with you a few links I stumbled upon that may keep you entertained. Or informed. Either way, enjoy. (more...)


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Sharing Bodily Functions  

Posted by: Elizabeth Rose    Tags:  , ,     Posted date:  February 25, 2010  |  6 Comments



ELIZABETH ROSE I’ve never shied away from a good fart joke. – Eugene Levy Bodily functions are pretty funny. I’m English so I find toilet humour amusing even though I left high school behind long ago. But… (more...)


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