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Above The Rim  

Posted by: Sam Sharpe    Tags:  , , ,     Posted date:  January 4, 2010  |  One Comment



SAM SHARPE I must have been 17 or 18 the first time I’d even heard the term. Carl, a college friend of my brother, was talking about rimming. Apparently, it was all the rage on their campus. Rimming, for those of you who don’t know is a form of oral sex whereby the anus/perineum of one partner is serviced by the other’s (more...)


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Knob Karma  

Posted by: Elizabeth Rose    Tags:  , , , ,     Posted date:  November 26, 2009  |  4 Comments



ELIZABETH ROSE "As she has planted, so does she harvest; such is the field of karma."  - Sri Guru Granth Sahib Readers, I am concerned. I am perplexed, worried and even somewhat fraught. I was being self reflective this weekend past - (okay I was hung over and watching reruns of CSI - the Vegas one, not Miami) and I realised that my recent run of luck with male specimens has been less than favourable. (more...)


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Persevering for P***y  

Posted by: Sam Sharpe    Tags:  ,     Posted date:  November 25, 2009  |  One Comment



SAM SHARPE Dear readers, I’ve got two words for you – perseverance and ‘LOW-Giene’. I’m going to assume that you all know what the first word means, and quickly move on to the second. LOW-Giene is a term one of my closest friends (shout out to the Night Nurse) came up with to describe all manner of uncleanly bodily sins some human beings inflict upon the rest of mankind. (more...)


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New (Clean) Moon  

Posted by: Elizabeth Rose    Tags:  , ,     Posted date:  November 23, 2009  |  One Comment



ELIAZABETH ROSE “Yeah, kind of. Like these jeans are a few days old, but the top is probably fresh because it gets to the point where even I can’t stand the air around me. I don’t know, my personal hygiene – it’s so disgusting! Really it’s just that I have very few clothes that I like and I’m travelling all the time, so I can’t really get any more.” - New Moon‘s Robert Pattinson (more...)


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Basic Sex Etiquette Vol. 2: Got Soap?  

Posted by: Skye Blue    Tags:  , , ,     Posted date:  November 21, 2009  |  3 Comments



SKYE BLUE After hearing about the sad night our lovely English rose was greeted by hunk of knob cheese as she prepared to pleasure a lover, and learning from more than a few men that their habit of conducting a ‘finger smell test’ had saved them from being face down in crotch rot on many occasions, (more...)


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The Funk  

Posted by: Sam Sharpe    Tags:  , , ,     Posted date:  October 23, 2009  |  One Comment



SAM SHARPE We’d done this many times before. In a previous life we’d been in a relationship, but soon realized that we worked better as friends. The thing was: the sexwas magnificent. (more...)


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Urine Trouble  

Posted by: Sam Sharpe    Tags:  , ,     Posted date:  October 21, 2009  |  2 Comments



SAM SHARPE Should Skye be able to forgive and forget H for the events as described in Escape From Aisle 6? I think she should. I’m not sure why, but I do. Either way, here are some observations I’ve made: (more...)


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Escape From Aisle 6  

Posted by: Skye Blue    Tags:  , ,     Posted date:  October 19, 2009  |  3 Comments



SKYE BLUE Yesterday I popped into the grocery store and as I hustled up aisle 6 to get some tuna, I spotted H. Now, H is a dude I dated for a minute more than 10 years ago, who I hoped I’d never see again – you’ll understand why in a minute. (more...)


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Basic Sex Etiquette Vol. 1: Do Wash & Brush Up After You’re Done  

Posted by: Skye Blue    Tags:  ,     Posted date:  October 17, 2009  |  One Comment



SKYE BLUE I’m so sorry I have to post this. Really I am. But one of my good friends told me a story that leaves me no choice. For my sake, yours and anyone else who may encounter or already has encountered this problem, I feel compelled to speak out. (more...)


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Bring Back Bush!  

Posted by: Sam Sharpe    Tags:  , ,     Posted date:  September 30, 2009  |  7 Comments



SAM SHARPE I’ve had enough of this new era. I want a return to the good old days. I want to bring back Bush. Before my left wing loony friends start frothing at the mouth, let me clarify. See, I am sick and tired of reaching into a woman’s draws and feeling nothing but flesh upon flesh. I’m tired of pubic regions more finely manicured than the lawns of Parliament Hill. I want to see, smell and feel Bush. (more...)


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