ELIZABETH ROSE …the butthole can be the great equalizer— everyone has one. It is the most democratic of our orifices. We can all experience what it feels like to be pitcher or catcher on the butthole diamond. And no one can accuse you of anus envy. - Tristan Taormino, of puckerup.com I have...


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SAM SHARPE Today is your lucky day ladies, because I’m going to let you in on a secret.  I’m going to tell you about a few things all men think, do and know, but don’t necessarily share with you. So pay attention, because these are the kind of nuggets your man generally won’t volunteer (more...)


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ELIZABETH ROSE As she has planted, so does she harvest; such is the field of karma.  - Sri Guru Granth Sahib Readers, I am concerned. I am perplexed, worried and even somewhat fraught. I was being self reflective this weekend past - (okay I was hung over and watching reruns of CSI - the Vegas one, not Miami) and I realised that my recent run of luck with male specimens has been less than favourable. (more...)


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ELIZABETH ROSE and SKYE BLUE This is our first "instructional" video explaining how to put into action our tips on spotting a VSD (very small dick). (more...)


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ELIZABETH ROSE and SKYE BLUE We know, we know boys – no woman has ever faked an orgasm with you. Why would they have to? You’re a ‘cocksman’, a stallion, a bedroom bully, a regular Don Juan if you will, and no woman ever leaves your bed unsatisfied. Trust me, we understand and that is why we are dedicating this list to all the men who are not like you – STUD.

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SKYE BLUE People, the stories keep rolling in. After reading a Tale of Two Thumbs, one our readers, Ms. Z, asked me to share her story. Like poor Saffron, she also had a run in with a teeny tiny cock recently, although she didn’t make it out of the situation unscathed. (more...)


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SAM SHARPE ^{“Sweet Melinda , the peasants call her the goddess of gloom She speaks good English, and she invites you up into her room And you're so kind, and careful not to go to her too soon And she steals your voice, and leaves you howling at the moon” ~Bob Dylan}

In case you haven’t visited the site over the last few days, Elisabeth Rose and Skye have been posting about the “shortcomings” of some men.

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SKYE BLUE Gather round y'all, because Skye has got a story for you. Now the heroine of my story is my friend Saffron, a real looker by anyone’s standards, who oozes sexuality – even when she’s doing something as mundane as cleaning a toilet. Due to her natural ‘talents’ men tend to notice her, and by notice I mean work real hard to get close to her. (more...)


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